Denver Seitan Company

11/25/2016

[TAP TAP] Is this thing on? Since we've thrown in the proverbial wheat meat towel, why not use this page to share other crazy stuff that the Denver Seitan Company barons have been doing. Welcome to the world, Cave People - The Card Game. Now Kickstarting: http://kck.st/2fPzUj7

Cave People is a game of prehistoric progress. Match resources to win techs, mix it up with mammoths, or steal hard-earned cards.

03/03/2014

Hey. If you're at the Mile High Business Alliance's Local Food Summit, grab a savory seitan lunch wrap, OK? Do it.

02/24/2014

Last month, our intrepid leader Tim took a trip to Atlanta to visit Dough Bakery and try out all the delicious seitan offerings at Gutenfleischer's. Here's some artful shots of the Summer Sausage, which was grand.

If you're ever in Atlanta, take the time to stop in and get a few pounds of wheat meat. While you're at it, get some cookies and bread, too!

02/21/2014

Get thine derrieres up to Nooch | Vegan Market and grab some Chickenesque, Sicilian, and Sureizo. Tasty treats for hungry humans!

12/09/2013

We are indeed jerks. Try this recipe!

It's tough to find the time to cook much of anything during the busy holiday season, but you don't have...

12/05/2013

This is a wonderful timeline from Mother Jones, especially if you're all up in the reptilian/Illuminati thing. How convenient that we were excluded, yes?

We smell conspiracy. Warm, savory conspiracy. Wafting upward into the nostrils. Find yourself some Denver Seitan. Eat. Eat. Consume. America.

How we became obsessed with the quest for the perfect faux animal protein.

12/03/2013

Check these people out. They shall do good things.

WE ARE CURRENTLY CLOSED WITH NO CURRENT PLANS OF REOPENING. Thank you for your business, blessings!

11/25/2013

Doesn't this label make you want to run up to Nooch | Vegan Market RIGHT NOW and get your roast(s)? We think it does. In fact, we are sure that it does. So get up there now.

Get your roast and prepare for a Thanks-G that you and your crew will never forget.

11/21/2013

Roasts are on the shelf at Nooch | Vegan Market! Get them while the getting is good. These 2+ pound beasts are perfect for the holidays, and also for eating. We love you.

11/17/2013

HOLIDAY ROASTS TODAY AT NEAT MARKET 11-3 GET ON IT GET ON IT CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK

buy your roasts at neat market and have your holidays stuffed with cheer. neat market is at the posner center for international development in curtis park make it happen, homies. see you there.

we love you.

11/05/2013

CLICK "LIKE" IF YOU THINK THIS FAKE BUFFALO CHICKEN WRAP IS SAD TO GET EATED. "COMMENT" IF YOU THINK IT IS HAPPY. "SHARE" IF YOU WANT OTHER PEOPLE IN YOUR SOCIAL GRAPH TO FEEL AS FULL ABOUT THEIR LIVES AS YOU OBVIOUSLY DO.

10/30/2013

Did you know that Denver Seitan helped cater our co-owner Tim's wedding? WELL, IT DID, YO. This beautiful display made anything that we've put together for our events look shabby by comparison.

And yes, that is cheese.