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10/12/2026

🍓 SMOOTHIE SALE DAY! 🥭

Because apparently drinking fruit is considered making healthy life choices, and we could ALL use a win right now. 💀😂

Come get blended with us. 🥤🤣

10/10/2026

🚨 DRINK SALE DAY, YOU CAFFEINATED PSYCHOPATHS! 🥤💀

Your attitude is disgusting, your energy is nonexistent, and your coworkers are one inconvenience away from catching these hands. 🤣

GOOD NEWS, YOU LITTLE RAY OF RAGE! ☀️

💥 $1 OFF ALL ENERGY DRINKS! (Excluding Loaded Teas)

Come get your personality adjustment! 💅🏼🤪

🚨 IT’S COMBO DAY, YOU GREEDY LITTLE GOBLINS! 🚨🤣Why get ONE when you can get TWO for $12?! 🤪One for you, one for your bes...
10/09/2026

🚨 IT’S COMBO DAY, YOU GREEDY LITTLE GOBLINS! 🚨🤣

Why get ONE when you can get TWO for $12?! 🤪

One for you, one for your bestie… or both for you because sharing is a personality flaw. 💅🏼💀

COME MAKE QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS AT RESPONSIBLE PRICES! 🥤💕

10/09/2026

Apparently opening the store 2 minutes early is a FIREABLE OFFENSE. 🔥💀

My bad for being TOO dedicated to keeping y’all caffeinated. 🤣☕️

ANYWAY, before I get fired for real, COME GET THESE COMBOS! 🚨😂

💖 COMBO DAY: 2/$12 💖
🥤 Medium Protein Coffees or Shakes
⚡ Loaded Teas
🍪 Protein Balls, Protein Parfaits & Cookie Dough Fluff

Come support my unemployment prevention program. 🫶🏼🤣

If you’re full from the ✨ FOOD SALE DAY ✨ then you won’t be hungry when you go to the fair 🎡 & buy the over priced snack...
10/08/2026

If you’re full from the ✨ FOOD SALE DAY ✨ then you won’t be hungry when you go to the fair 🎡 & buy the over priced snacks. 💁🏼‍♀️

Come see me for more 💴 saving tips 💅🏻🤣

10/08/2026

🚨 SNACK SALE DAY 🚨

Because apparently “I’m just gonna grab a snack” is a lie we tell ourselves before leaving with enough food to feed a small village. 😂

Protein snacks, fruit bowls, snack packs… COME GET YOUR SNACK ON. 😏🍓🥨

Your stomach said YES.
Your wallet said PLEASE.
We said SEE YOU SOON. 😂

We embarrassed ourselves on the internet… the LEAST you can do is come buy a smoothie bowl. 😂💀🥝🍓 SMOOTHIE BOWL SALE DAY!...
10/07/2026

We embarrassed ourselves on the internet… the LEAST you can do is come buy a smoothie bowl. 😂💀

🥝🍓 SMOOTHIE BOWL SALE DAY! 🍓🥝
Bowls are $1 OFF because apparently we’re desperate for validation. 😭😂

Come get one before we start headbutting the table again. 🫠

10/07/2026

DO WE GET EMBARRASSED MAKING THESE VIDEOS?
Absolutely. 😭

DO WE STILL POST THEM?
Unfortunately, yes. 💀

DO WE NEED YOU TO COME IN?
PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS FRUITY, COME SEE US. 😂

Because apparently making smoothie bowl TikToks is where we draw the line… but publicly headbutting a table is totally fine. 🤷‍♀️

🥝🍓 IT’S SMOOTHIE BOWL SALE DAY! 🍓🥝
Our bowls are $1 OFF today, so come treat yourself before we have to stage an intervention for our content creation addiction. 😂

COME GET A BOWL. SAVE A DOLLAR. SAVE OUR SANITY. 🫠

The cutest Koozies complete with 🎀 just arrived 💁🏼‍♀️😍😍Y’all better 🏃🏼‍♀️ because I know these will go FAST!!!
10/06/2026

The cutest Koozies complete with 🎀 just arrived 💁🏼‍♀️😍😍

Y’all better 🏃🏼‍♀️ because I know these will go FAST!!!

Address

1606 N Pine Street
Deridder, LA
70634

Opening Hours

Monday 6am - 5pm
Tuesday 6am - 5pm
Wednesday 6am - 5pm
Thursday 6am - 5pm
Friday 6am - 5pm
Saturday 8am - 3pm

Telephone

+13372021072

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