Plain With Mark

02/13/2026

2 different sides of the breakfast table.

02/07/2026

02/07/2026

Chicken Tendies! A Picky eaters go to!

02/06/2026

Appetizer Time!

02/06/2026

How many of us like pasta sauce, ketchup, pizza sauce, etc…. But won’t touch a tomato?

02/05/2026

Pickles ruin everything for me? What’s your food kryptonite?

02/05/2026

Welcome to PLAIN WITH MARK. I’m just a regular guy who eats like a picky 12-year-old and isn’t ashamed of it. I go out to restaurants with my girl all the time, even the fancy places where picky eaters usually panic, and I figure out what a normal, no-nonsense eater can actually order. I’ll try the spots you think you can’t eat at, order off the kids menu if I have to, and tell you straight up what works and what doesn’t. I don’t eat healthy, never have, probably never will, and I’m okay with that. This page is for everyone who looks at a menu full of weird stuff and just wants something plain, simple, and good.”