07/10/2025
… COUNT YOUR DAYSSSSS!!!
WHOEVER GAVE ME THIS NEEDS TO BE INVESTIGATED.
This isn’t a corn dog… this is a burnt wand of trauma.
Like why does it look like it just escaped Mordor??
Why is it giving charred thumbstick energy???
I opened the bag and genuinely thought I was being punk’d.
Who at Sonic said:
“Yeah, go ahead and give her the hell dog.” 💀
It’s giving:
— deep fried at 1200 degrees
— hotdog went through a custody battle
— the batter gave up halfway through
I’m honestly scared to bite it. I feel like it’ll whisper my childhood secrets back to me.
I just wanted a snack. Instead I got a warning from the universe.