Paradox Beer Company

10/10/2026

Oktoberfest!!!
It’s on…

10/09/2026

🚨🍺 **DIVIDE, COLORADO. CANCEL YOUR BORING ASS PLANS.** 🍺🚨

We’ve got a weekend brewing at PARADOX and it’s about to get gloriously unhinged.

🎸 **TONIGHT | 6–8 PM | ABBY & AARON LIVE**

Our friends Abby & Aaron are rolling in from North Alabama to bring us folk, timeless classics, warm acoustic vibes, and vocals that’ll make you forget all the terrible decisions you made this week.

🚫 **NO TRIVIA TONIGHT.**

Put the useless facts back in your brain. There will be no questions, no answers, and absolutely no arguing with the quizmaster. Tonight, we’re feeding you live music instead. 🍻

🇩🇪 **SATURDAY | OKTOBERFEST | NOON–8 PM**

**OANS, ZWOA, G’SUFFA!!!** 🍺

Chef DD and Jeff are unleashing the German feast.

🌭 House-made bratwurst
🥬 Sauerkraut
🥨 Pretzel rolls
🍽️ Spaetzle smothered in gravy

Come hungry. Leave full. Make questionable noises while eating bratwurst. We don't judge here.

🌌 **SATURDAY NIGHT | 7:30 PM | MILKY WAY STARGAZING & PHOTOGRAPHY**

Think we’re done at 8? HAHAHA. NOPE.

Stick around for a night under the Colorado sky with Milky Way stargazing and photography. We're talking galaxies, cosmic dust, and billions of stars reminding you that your inbox doesn't matter and your boss can wait until Monday.

(Seriously. Look up once in a while.)

🍺 **B**R. BRATS. BADASS MUSIC. BILLIONS OF STARS.**

All happening at **PARADOX B**R COMPANY in Divide, Colorado**, where the b**r is cold, and normal is overrated.

Tag your crew. Rally the weirdos. Bring your appetite and your questionable life choices.

**WE'LL BE HERE. ACT ACCORDINGLY.** 🤘🍻🌭🌌

**rCompany

10/05/2026

🎸 OKAY, TRIVIA FANS… HEAR US OUT. 🎸

We know. That’s two Fridays in a row without trivia. 😬

We promise we haven’t forgotten how much you people enjoy yelling answers at us.

But some musician friends are rolling into the mountains from North Alabama, and when Abby & Aaron said they’d stop by Paradox and play for us…

Well… we made the executive decision to go with the music.

Abby brings a sweet, moving voice, warm acoustic guitar, and folk & timeless classic covers.

Aaron has been grinding in the North Alabama music scene for more than a decade, from smoky bars to festival stages, with soulful vocals and some seriously tasty guitar work.

Together they bring country, Americana, classic favorites and harmonies that might just lift you out of your seat.

So yes—no trivia this Friday.

But before anyone starts a rumor:

👉 TRIVIA IS NOT DEAD.
👉 TRIVIA IS NOT RETIRED.
👉 TRIVIA HAS SIMPLY BEEN OUTVOTED BY LIVE MUSIC.

Come drink some b**r, listen to some good music, and give your trivia brain one more Friday off.

🎸 ABBY & AARON AT PARADOX THIS FRIDAY

Trivia will be back. We swear. 😎🍻

10/04/2026

🍺💀 11TH ANNUAL OKTOBERFEST AT PARADOX 💀🍺

Oans, zwoa, g’suffa! 🍻

Saturday, October 10th, we’re throwing our 11th Annual Oktoberfest at Paradox B**r Company!

Das wird eine Riesengaudi! 🇩🇪

From 12PM–9PM, come drink up with Chefs DD & Jeff and celebrate the German way—with plenty of Paradox b**r and a Traditional German Feast made right here in our kitchen.

🇩🇪 TRADITIONAL GERMAN FEAST — $35/PLATE

And this isn’t some reheated Oktoberfest mystery meat.

DD & Jeff are making it ALL IN HOUSE:

🌭 House-made Bratwurst
🥬 Sauerkraut
🥨 Spätzle with Gravy
🥨 Pretzel Roll

$35 per plate — ALL PROCEEDS BENEFIT CHARITY.

Come hungry. Leave happy. Help somebody while you’re at it.

⸻

🌌 THEN… WE GO INTO THE NIGHT.

After Oktoberfest winds down, we’re staying up late for Milky Way Night — an after-hours photography and stargazing experience.

📸 Learn how to find & photograph the Milky Way
⭐ Camera settings, composition & night photography tips
🌌 Stargazing & Milky Way viewing
📷 Group photo under the stars
🍺 One Paradox b**r included

7:30 PM — Meet at Paradox
8:15 PM — Group photo under the Milky Way
After — Stargazing, questions & time to shoot

$30 per person — includes one Paradox b**r.

No camera? No problem. Come learn, hang out, stare at the stars and have a b**r.

🍺 COME FOR OKTOBERFEST.

🌭 STAY FOR THE FEAST.

🌌 STAY EVEN LATER FOR THE STARS.

Saturday, October 10th
Paradox B**r Company — Divide, Colorado

Oans, zwoa, g’suffa! 🍻
Das wird eine Riesengaudi! 💀🇩🇪

10/02/2026

Hey, Paradox People — Today Friday Oct 2nd we’re closing early for a private event.

So if you were planning on coming in for a b**r, a bite, or to generally make questionable decisions with us after 3 PM… you’re gonna have to make those decisions somewhere else. 😂

🍺 Friday, October 2nd
⏰ Closing at 3 PM
🔒 Private Event

We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled chaos after that.

Thanks for understanding — and get your Paradox fix before 3 PM!

Paradox B**r Company
Divide, Colorado

09/28/2026

09/25/2026

# # # 🍺 NEW B**R + SAVE THE DATES 🍺

**WAIT… WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO SEPTEMBER?!**

Seriously. We blinked, and suddenly October is standing at the door.

So let's deal with this in the proper order.

# # # 🇩🇪 THE CANDID KAISER IS BACK!

**We're tapping it TODAY!**

Our annual nod to a **Munich-style Märzen**, The Candid Kaiser has returned to the taps at Paradox.

Malty. Smooth. Rich. Ridiculously drinkable.

And because this b**r has a very important job to do…

**It is officially Oktoberfest season.**

Which brings us to…

# # # 🇩🇪 SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10

# # **OUR 11TH ANNUAL OKTOBERFEST**

**Noon 'til close**

We're celebrating a little later this year because our two Oktoberfest chefs have been galavanting around Germany at the **O.G. Oktoberfest**.

But fear not.

**They're back.**

And they're bringing fresh lederhosen and a serious German feast:

🌭 Bratwurst
🐖 Smoked pork
🍝 Spaetzle with gravy
🥬 Sauerkraut
🥨 Fresh pretzel roll

And yes… **The Candid Kaiser will be flowing.**

But October apparently wasn't satisfied with just one big event.

# # # 🌌 LATER THAT NIGHT…

**MILKY WAY NIGHT AT PARADOX**
**7:30 PM • $30/person**

Night photography, stargazing, Milky Way viewing, a group photo under the stars and **one Paradox b**r included.**

So we're going from **bratwurst to the cosmos** in a single day.

And before we get there, we've got a few more dates to keep you out of trouble:

# # # 🧠 TONIGHT — FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25

**TRIVIA NIGHT • 6 PM**

🍺 Draft specials
🍹 Margarita specials

Bring your smartest friends. Or your friends who are really confident.

# # # ⚠️ FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2

**CLOSING EARLY • 2 PM**

We've got a private event, so we'll be closing at **2 PM**.

Need crowlers?

**Get 'em filled before then!**

# # # 🎻 SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3

**BLUEGRASS JAM • 5–7 PM**

The pickers are coming back.

Bring your ears, your friends, and maybe an instrument.

# # # 🎃 SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31

**HALLOWEEN PARTY WITH PAUL BLANKENSHIP**

It's Halloween. It's Saturday. There's live music.

You can probably figure out where this is going.

🎃 **Costumes encouraged. Shenanigans expected.**

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So there you go.

**The Candid Kaiser is back TODAY.**

September is apparently almost over.

October is packed.

And we haven't even started talking about November.

**Mark your calendars. Then come have a b**r.**

🍺🇩🇪🌌🎃

**rCompany **r

09/20/2026

Just in case you missed our original post.

*clears throat*

🏈🍺 FOOTBALL SUNDAY, YOU ABSOLUTE ANIMALS. 🍺🏈

THE BRONCOS ARE ON.
THE PITCHERS ARE COLD.
THE POPCORN IS FREE.

At this point, we’re not saying this is a good idea.
We’re simply saying it’s happening.

Come get a pitcher. 🍺
We’ll throw in the popcorn because apparently we’ve completely abandoned financial responsibility. 🍿

Yell at the TV.
Fight with your friends about football.
Become emotionally attached to a 2-yard gain.
Blame the refs.
Blame the coach.
Blame Mercury retrograde.
BLAME EVERYONE BUT YOURSELF.

🐴 BRONCOS FOOTBALL.
🍺 PITCHERS.
🍿 FREE POPCORN.

Come get weird.

09/19/2026

It’s September.
The leaves are changing.
The air is crisp.
And apparently we have to decide this bu****it again.

PUMPKIN OR GREEN CHILE?

09/18/2026

🚨 **IT’S FRIDAY. IT’S TRIVIA. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.** 🚨

Tonight at **6 PM** at Paradox B**r Company!

🧠 **TRIVIA** — 6 PM
🍺 **$4 PINTS** during trivia
🍹 **$5 HOUSE MARGARITAS** during trivia

Bring your smartest friends. Bring your questionable friends. Bring the person who somehow knows every useless fact known to humanity.

Come prove you’re a genius… or at least confidently wrong in public. 😂

**6 PM. $4 pints. $5 margs. Trivia.**

What could possibly go wrong?

📍 Paradox B**r Company — Divide, Colorado