MAE Be ranch quarter horses

09/03/2026

We absolutely hate having to do this!!

08/28/2026

Hey everybody, please let us know if you are bringing
a Palomino Bred Amateur halter gelding and/or Palomino Bred Lounge Line horses to our PEAM/ OPEA show at Lucky J Steakhouse and Arena, Carthage MO
We have exhibitors looking to have a class!😁

08/12/2026

An added incentive to come show with us!
One of our sponsors is kicking up $100 to the exhibitor who traveled the furthest!!
Distance will be determined by using Google maps, from inside the show office, using the town listed on the entry forms!!
Get those stall reservations in, please and thank you!
Let's have a big fun show!!

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08/03/2026

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07/26/2026

Come show with us!!!
Sept 5 and 6 Lucky J Steakhouse and Arena

07/23/2026

Well my neighbor that tries to shame Murphy for being a stallion is back . She knocked on my door to ask me to keep Murphy in his stall when he is being “lewd” . I asked what he was doing? She said he was walking around with his member hanging out and at times was hitting himself with it to call the mares to him. FFS. First of all it was almost 100 degrees today, he was airing out his p***s not trying to put on a show . Second - Horses do not use their p***s’s as a percussion instrument to bring in the mares . The p***s is not the town crier . Murphy -*bang bang* here ye , here ye for all of those who are close enough to hear my p***s , The salami wagon is open for business.
I told my neighbor the truth . “ Murph is not calling mares to him he is belly thumping , he is masturbating“ Neighbor lost her s**t and told me again that I needed to find God “ in a hurry or I am lost”. As she was walking off she told me I had ruined her whole day and “how was she supposed to enjoy her Iced Tea now with Murphy sexualizing the day” I told her to make it a Long Island Ice tea and she will be fine . She flipped me off (she really needs to find God) and walked the .75 miles back to her house.
What have we learned : 1) If she would not have walked down my private drive she would not see Murphy doing stallion things .
2) Horses do not have percussion instruments for their 🍆
3) A hot horse will hang their wee wand low to help cool down ( fun fact their balls also hang much lower away from the body to try and dissipate the heat from the s***m )
4) Evidently God is lost again. So keep an eye out .
5) the only one who made things weird today was my neighbor
You keep doing you Murph and I will try and keep the crazy neighbor off of our property . 

07/14/2026

In case you've been wondering........I guess Charlie, my Staffy, has introduced box turtles to horse cereal. They like it, Hey Mikey!
If you're wondering why Julio's grain is on the ground, you'll need to discuss that with him, buckets are just not his thing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣