06/13/2026
✨edit: to be considered in the naming, please post your comment under the original posts comments & don’t forget to follow for more goodies🤍 I’ll be doing another giveaway soon, so keep your eyes peeled 🍌 WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED JUNE 16th at 8pm✨
🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM MY KITCHEN 🚨
My sourdough has officially entered her elder era. She’s bubbly, dramatic, and smells like she’s been through two world wars and one scandal at church.
She contributes absolutely NOTHING to my business, yet🤔 but that has not stopped her from acting like the president of the HOA🤦🏼♀️
Last night she tried to escape her jar like she had a red hat society lunch to get to. Now she’s demanding a NAME. Preferably something that sounds like she keeps butterscotch candies in her purse👀
Drop your best old lady name in the comments. The more chaotic grandma energy, the better.
Winner gets a free focaccia loaf (your choice of flavor) AND the eternal honor of naming the creature currently haunting my countertop.
Make her feel important🤍 She thrives on attention and mild gossip so share this fast before she realizes we’re conspiring her name without her🤪
May the most unhinged granny name win🥳
