10/06/2026
🚨 GROW FUNNY: ACCOUNT UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
Hot Lips here. The humans left their phone unattended, so I’ve assumed command of this account.
Effective immediately:
• All snacks require my inspection.
• Chickens will report for roll call.
• The humans will explain why breakfast was seven minutes late.
Further dispatches will follow. Unless someone changes the password.
— Hot Lips, Commanding Officer
Grow Joy Farm Animal Division 🪶