10/17/2026
🍋 STAFF PICK SATURDAY
Our newest employee Lance is up this week!
He sent a three-paragraph essay complete with scientific research, nutritional facts, and a closing argument. Lance you already got the job bro, relax.
Anyway, his pick is -196 Vodka Seltzers!
🍓 Made with real fruit frozen at -196°C for an incredibly crisp, refreshing flavor. Plus, select options have zero sugar and under 100 calories!
***eycabinet