10/13/2026
Tell me you live on a farm without telling me you live on a farm... 🚜🌾
My "day off" consisted of peeling 5 gallons of garlic. Meanwhile, my husband comes home carrying a literal 16-quart colander. 🧄🥣
We aren’t cooking dinner anymore; we are straight-up brewing a potion at this point. ✨🔮
Relationship status: Some girls want jewelry. I get butterflies when my man brings home extra-large commercial kitchen equipment. 🥰