09/23/2026
I know how this usually goes.
Somebody signs up, gets a welcome graphic and a link, posts about it four times, gets three comments and quietly stops. Then they feel stupid about it, and they're a little more careful about who they trust next time.
I've got no interest in doing that to anybody.
The first person I gave this to was my mother, before a single customer. That's the standard I hold for everything now. If I wouldn't hand it to her, I'm not handing it to you either. And it runs the other way too. If I don't think you'd be good at this, I'll say so.
What you actually get from me is the phone. Not a group chat with four hundred people in it. Me, when you don't know what to say to somebody, for as long as it takes.
$30 a year to start. The rest I'll explain properly if you ask. 💚
Comment ALIGNED or send me a message and we’ll have an honest conversation, including the parts that might make you say no.
