09/09/2026
๐จ๐จ GREEK MOM EMERGENCY ๐จ๐จ
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
๐ฌ๐ท GREEK FEST IS THIS WEEKEND! ๐ฌ๐ท
And you KNOW what that meansโฆ
โDid you eat?โ
โTake some food home.โ
โWhy are you only getting ONE pastry?โ
โHere, I made you a plate.โ
โYOU NEED TZATZIKI.โ
โTake another piece of baklava.โ
โNo, seriouslyโฆ TAKE IT.โ ๐
Meanwhile, weโre over here sweating in the kitchen, yelling OPA!, dancing in the parking lot, and wondering who ate the last spanakopita. ๐
๐๐ค COME HUNGRY.
๐๐ค BRING YOUR FAMILY.
๐๐ค BRING YOUR FRIENDS.
๐๐ค WEAR STRETCHY PANTS.
Because calories donโt count when itโs Greek Fest. ๐ฌ๐ท๐
๐ Historic Haymount
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Saturday, Sept. 12 | 11 AMโ9 PM
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Sunday, Sept. 13 | 12โ6 PM
Come for the food.
Stay for the dancing.
Leave with 47 pastries because Yia Yia told you to. ๐
OPA, YโALL. WEโRE READY FOR YOU! ๐ฌ๐ท๐๐ค