08/26/2026
👋 Oh, hey, hiya from the funny farm! 👋
Despite being back in school Cheese is still doing her morning and evening farm chores and walking 2 steers and 2 pigs to go to the Oley Fair later this month! If you’ve not attended Lee’s favorite fair in all of the lands, it a small fair that fits maximum capacity people into a small space to enjoy music and food prepared by volunteers that benefits the fair directly. In terms of food: my least favorite fair. In terms of drama, the best fair in the lands. Low key; low stakes; and, really, everyone is mostly just there for a good time. 😂
Note that we are, indeed, open this Saturday from 10 to noon. We will also be open 4 to 6 on Wednesday and Thursday next week. Don’t be late next week because Cheese has a social calendar to keep up with and dance starts, hence my limited evening availability. Note we are closed Labor Day weekend for our annual voyage north. Don’t worry though - while beef slinging will cease the farm will be well monitored and taken care of thanks to Lee’s dad. We’re lucky he’s still willing to work on the cheap! 🤪
On the beef front: I am out of 4 oz burger patties, stir fry strips, Porterhouse, and T-Bones. I’m limited in bone in ribeyes, short ribs, and maybe flat irons - I have to look again but I made the mistake of sharing that flat irons are my favorite right now and many of you have decided you definitely agree - which I’m so thankful for and also we only get 8 of those steaks per steer - so 32 per month - and some of y’all are very into adding them to your meal plans. 😂❤️🥩
Fun fact: Flat irons are the 2nd most tender steak, scientifically, behind the filet mignon (tenderloin). It gets variable beyond that. I learned this from attending beef workshops with Butcher Solutions TWICE this year.
The friendly neighborhood beef lady never stops learning.
Some of y’all have questions about the current state of beef. You know I’ve had to raise my prices starting in July because the beef I’m now selling is from a couple day old calves we paid a (or over) grand for, then had to keep it healthy, fed, and cared for 16-18 months before paying out butcher partners to get it to you. We haven’t changed our schedule. We’re still bringing the same amount of beef we always have.
I’m getting LOTS of inquiries about quarters and halves of steers. I will fill them as I can. It is first come first served. If a past customer has a need and I get enough past customer interest, I will add earlier availability. New customers will be added to the schedule in the order of inquiry and commitment. Right now I have a quarter for October, and am booking for November and later.
If you have never ordered beef in bulk before, please, please, please, hear my plea: try the beef you want to purchase FIRST and talk to me or your farmer about what you reallllly want. If you don’t eat a lot of ground beef, a quarter or half is absolutely not for you. If you want all steaks, a quarter or half is not for you. If you want 20 pounds of filet, a quarter or half is not for you. But I am happy to talk through alllllllllll of that with you before we book.
Past customers: feel free to weigh in here. If the beef lady has ever steered you wrong, you best be honest and share that, too!
Anyway! I’ve gotta go make dinner. Tonight is Salisbury Steak at Lee’s request!
Thanks a bunch for supporting our hot mess family farm, and we hope to see you soon! 🥩❤️