Bills produce

06/14/2026

🌺 SUNDAY June 14th....
HANGING BASKET SALE 🌺

Well folks, it's almost the middle of June and these hanging baskets have been sitting here looking pretty long enough.

We're getting ready to start transitioning into the next round of plants, which means it's time for these beauties to find new homes.

🌸 ALL HANGING BASKETS — $15 🌸

No catch. No gimmicks. Just a really good deal on some gorgeous baskets that still have plenty of season left in them.

If you've been driving by saying, "I should stop and get one of those," this is your sign. If you've already got hanging baskets, what's one more? We both know you're not stopping at one anyway.

📍 Bill's Produce & More
6628 State Highway 5

Come lighten our yard and brighten yours. Billy would like to see the ground again.

06/10/2026

🌼 BILL'S PRODUCE & MORE UPDATE 🌼

I swear these plants are multiplying when nobody's looking.
Billy came home with zinnias, Ge**er daisies, sweet potato vines, cabbage, more hanging baskets, and a whole pile of "we had room for these" plants. At this point, I'm convinced the greenhouse is operating under different laws of physics.

Every week som**hing new shows up.
One day it's flowers.
The next day it's vegetables.
Then hanging baskets appear out of thin air.

It's basically a giant plant version of a Cracker Jack box — you never know what's going to be inside.

I'm starting to think my retirement plan is just watering plants until I collapse dramatically into a petunia display.

So stop by Bill's Produce & More, 6628 State Highway 5,

and help me reduce the population before these things become self-aware and start charging me rent.

🌸 Zinnias
🌼 Ge**er Daisies
🍠 Sweet Potato Vines
🥬 Cabbage
🪴 Hanging Baskets
🌿 Succulents
🍅 Veggie Plants

New stuff arrives weekly. The plants are thriving.
Me? That's still under investigation.

06/09/2026

🌸 VIOLET FESTIVAL ALERT 🌸
Well folks, apparently the petunias heard there was a Violet Festival and decided to show off.

We just brought in a fresh batch of gorgeous purple beauties, and they're sitting here looking prettier than most people's exes. We've also added a few other odds and ends around the yard because apparently I have a problem and keep bringing home more plants.

🪻 Huge blooming hanging baskets 22.00 each!
🪻 Flowers, veggies, herbs & succulents
🪻 Random treasures you didn't know you needed until you saw them

Stop by Bill's Produce & More before these beauties find new homes. The flowers are ready. The plants are ready. The only thing not ready is me having to water all of this another day.

Come support your local plant dealer.
6628 State Highway 5
Bill's Produce & More

Warning: Side effects may include an empty wallet, a full porch, and suddenly needing "just one more hanging basket." 🌺🤣

06/05/2026

🌸🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🌸

Listen... there are worse addictions.

Flowers won't empty your wallet in one night, text your ex at 2 a.m., or leave you wondering why there's a traffic cone in your living room.

Flowers just sit there looking pretty, minding their business, attracting butterflies and making your neighbors jealous.

The good news? I'm willing to be your dealer.

Need a fix? I've got hanging baskets, flowers, veggie plants, herbs, succulents, hens & chicks, and enough plant therapy to keep you out of trouble all summer.

Side effects may include: 🌼 Excessive smiling 🌼 Random trips to the garden 🌼 Talking to plants 🌼 Buying "just one more" 🌼 Suddenly becoming the person who points at flowers everywhere they go

Come see me before I have to water all this stuff again. My intervention strategy is simple: take some home.

📍 Bill's Produce & More 6628 State Highway 5

Your first hit of flower addiction starts with a hanging basket. After that, you're on your own. 😂🌸🌿

06/05/2026

📍 Bill's Produce & More
6628 State Highway 5
Fort plain ny

🚨 PLANT INTERVENTION NEEDED 🚨
The greenhouse has officially staged a rebellion.

We STILL have hundreds of succulents looking for homes. The flowers are judging me. The hanging baskets are multiplying when nobody is looking. The veggie plants have started a support group. Even Billy brought in hot peppers because apparently we weren't overwhelmed enough already.

🌶 Cherry Bomb Peppers 🌶 Hungarian Wax Peppers 🌿 Herbs 🌸 Flowers 🪴 Succulents 🍅 Veggie Plants 🌺 Hanging Baskets

At this point, these plants have overstayed their welcome. They're eating all the water, taking up all the room, and I swear some of them are starting to make eye contact.
Do your civic duty. Adopt a plant. Adopt ten.

Open until this jungle is under control.
Please. Before I have to start naming them and charging rent.

06/03/2026

🚨 PLANT EMERGENCY 🚨

📍 Bill's Produce & More
6628 State Highway 5
Fort plain ny

Somebody please come buy these plants before Billy adopts them all and starts naming them.

🌿 We are OVERFLOWING with succulents!
🌿 Just got a fresh shipment of hens and chicks!
🌿 Veggie plants galore!
🌿 Flowers everywhere you look!
🌿 Hanging baskets just sitting here waiting for someone to love them.

At this point, the plants are starting to give us dirty looks because nobody has taken them home yet.

Whether you're looking for tomatoes, peppers, flowers, succulents, or som**hing pretty to make the neighbors jealous, we've got it.

Open and ready to help you turn your yard from "abandoned gas station vibes" into "I definitely know what I'm doing" vibes.

Come save us from watering all this stuff another day. 🌻😂

05/29/2026

🌺 BILL'S PRODUCE & MORE 🌺
The weather is finally cooperating, the plants are begging for new homes, and my yard is starting to look less like a greenhouse and more like a hostage situation.

Somebody come rescue these plants before I have to water them again.
🌸 Hanging Baskets — $12, $22 & $30 🌼 4 Packs — $3 🌿 6 Packs — $4 🪴 Single Potted Herbs $3 🌺 4 in potted succulents and flowers $4

Lots of flowers, veggies, herbs, baskets, and random things I forgot I even bought.

If you've been saying: 👉 "I need flowers." 👉 "I need to plant my garden." 👉 "I should make my yard look nice."
Well... today's your chance to stop talking about it and actually do it.

📍 Bill's Produce & More 6628 State Hwy 5 Fort Plain, NY

Come take some of this stuff home before Billy buys more and I end up living in a jungle.
Open until the plants are gone, I lose my mind, or both. 🤷‍♀️🌻😂

05/23/2026

05/18/2026

🌺 BILL’S PRODUCE 🌺
6628 State Hwy 5
Fort Plain, NY

Mother Nature’s been acting like she’s on a three-day m**h bender, but we’re still out here planting questionable financial decisions and making the yard look pretty.

🔥 JUST IN:
BIG mammoth hanging baskets & giant geranium baskets — $30.00
(These things are massive. Basically floral chandeliers.)

Regular hanging baskets — $22.00

🌼 Bedding flower packs & veggie packs rolling in daily:
4-pks — $3.00
6-pks — $4.00
🌳 Miscellaneous trees
🌵 Succulents
🪴 Random plants Billy dragged home

🤷‍♀️ And honestly… God knows what else at this point.
Someone’s usually here — if you pull in and don’t see anyone, honk. We’re probably chasing dogs, watering plants, arguing with the weather, or carrying dirt somewhere.

11/12/2025

6628 state hwy5
Fort plain ny

The garden’s winding down, but we’ve still got a few beauties left!

🥔 White Potatoes:
• 50 lb bags — $20
• 20 lb bags — $8

🍅 Big Green Tomatoes:
• $1 each or $10 a flat

Large Candy onions 50lb bags-- -$25 bag

Cabbage in bin $1 each

Plenty of squash still hanging around — $1 each!

It’s too chilly for the taters and maters to sit out, so please come to the door and we’ll load you up fresh from the stash.

Come grab the last of the crop before it’s gone ‘til spring!
— Bill’s Produce & More 🌻