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Bills produce fresh vegetables, bedding plants (flowers/veggies), pumpkins and misc...

🚨🌼🍁 HOLY MUMS! IT'S A FALL BLOWOUT! 🍁🌼🚨💥 WE'RE SLASHING PRICES, NOT FLOWERS! 💥It's time to MOVE THESE MUMS, and at these...
10/11/2026

🚨🌼🍁 HOLY MUMS! IT'S A FALL BLOWOUT! 🍁🌼🚨
💥 WE'RE SLASHING PRICES, NOT FLOWERS! 💥
It's time to MOVE THESE MUMS, and at these prices, your porch has absolutely NO EXCUSE to look naked! 😂
🌼 9-INCH MUMS — JUST $5.00! 🌼
🌸 10-INCH MUMS — ONLY $8.00! 🌸
🌺 12-INCH MUMS — JUST $10.00! 🌺
🍂 BIG, BEAUTIFUL FALL COLOR WITHOUT THE BIG PRICE TAG!
🎃 Decorate your porch, spruce up your yard, or grab a few for someone special!
💥 PRICES ARE DOWN, AND WE WANT 'EM GONE! 💥

📍 BILL'S PRODUCE & MORE
Fort Plain, NY —6628 State Hwy 5

🚗 COME GET YOUR MUMS BEFORE THEY'RE GONE!
🍁🌼 DON'T BE A BUM — COME GRAB A MUM! 😂🌼🍁

🥔🚨 HOLY MOTHER OF MASHED POTATOES! 🚨🥔50-LB BAGS OF RED POTATOES — JUST $22!Yep, you read that right! 50 pounds of taters...
10/09/2026

🥔🚨 HOLY MOTHER OF MASHED POTATOES! 🚨🥔

50-LB BAGS OF RED POTATOES — JUST $22!

Yep, you read that right! 50 pounds of taters for 22 bucks! That's only 44¢ a pound!

🥔 Mash 'em!
🥔 Smash 'em!
🥔 Fry 'em!
🥔 Bake 'em!
🥔 Hoard 'em like you're preparing for the potato apocalypse! 🤣

Hell, with 50 pounds, you could eat potatoes until you're shaped like one! 😂

💥 $22 FOR A WHOLE 50-LB BAG! 💥

Winter's coming, groceries aren't getting any cheaper, and these spuds aren't going to jump into your pantry by themselves!

📍 BILL'S PRODUCE & MORE
Fort Plain, NY — 6628 State Hwy 5

🥔 GET OFF YOUR SPUD AND COME GET SOME! 🥔

Because paying grocery store prices when you can get 50 pounds for $22 is just plain mashed-up madness! 🤣

🍉 THE LAST OF THE JADE STARS ARE IN! 🍉 They are 3.00 each or 4/10.00That’s right — Jade Star SEEDLESS watermelons ...
10/07/2026

🍉 THE LAST OF THE JADE STARS ARE IN! 🍉
They are 3.00 each or 4/10.00
That’s right — Jade Star SEEDLESS watermelons are back at Bill’s Produce & More… but this is THE LAST BATCH OF THE SEASON.

And you know the drill:
They’re here NOW.
Not next week.
Not “I’ll stop when I get around to it.”
Not “Do you still have any?” two weeks from now. 😂

When these beauties are gone, THEY’RE GONE. 🍉💨

Sweet, juicy, seedless and ready to be demolished.

📍 Bill’s Produce & More
Fort Plain, NY on State Hwy 5

Come grab one before somebody else does — because apparently watermelons don’t understand the concept of waiting for you. 😂🍉

🌞🎃 WELL LOOK WHO FINALLY DECIDED TO SHOW UP… THE SUN! 🎃🌞After what feels like 47 years of gray skies, THE SUN IS SHINING...
10/03/2026

🌞🎃 WELL LOOK WHO FINALLY DECIDED TO SHOW UP… THE SUN! 🎃🌞
After what feels like 47 years of gray skies, THE SUN IS SHINING — so get out of the house and come put some damn COLOR in your yard! 😂🍂

We’ve got PUMPKINS in all kinds of sizes, shapes & colors 🎃

🌼 Beautiful mums ready to brighten up the porch

🍁 And plenty of fall goodies to make your place look like you actually have your life together. 😂

The sun is out, the pumpkins are waiting, and winter will be here soon enough to ruin everybody’s attitude — so take advantage of this gorgeous day!
🚗 Come take a ride and see us at Bill’s Produce & More — Fort Plain, NY 6628 State Hwy 5.

💰 Good stuff. Fair prices. No fancy farm-stand markup nonsense.

🎃🌼🍂 COME GET YOUR FALL ON WHILE THE SUN IS COOPERATING! 🍂🌼🎃

🎃🍂 IT’S OCTOBER 1ST, — FALL HAS OFFICIALLY ARRIVED AT BILL’S PRODUCE & MORE! 🍂🎃We apparently have a pumpkin problem.A BI...
10/01/2026

🎃🍂 IT’S OCTOBER 1ST, — FALL HAS OFFICIALLY ARRIVED AT BILL’S PRODUCE & MORE! 🍂🎃

We apparently have a pumpkin problem.
A BIG ONE. 😂

The yard is absolutely BURSTING with pumpkins — big ones, little ones, orange ones, white ones, weird ones, pretty ones, and ones ugly enough that you’ll immediately fall in love with them. 🎃
And the MUMS?! Sweet baby Jesus. THEY’RE EVERYWHERE. 😂🌼 Big mums, little mums, every damn fall color Mother Nature could cough up — and they are GORGEOUS.

Best part? We’re not charging bougie pumpkin-patch prices. Our prices are CHEAP and FAIR because we’d rather see this stuff decorating YOUR porch than sitting here staring at us.
So quit saying, “We need to go get pumpkins sometime.”
TODAY IS SOMETIME. 😂

Load up the kids. Load up Grandma. Bring the husband who swears you already have enough mums. He’s wrong. You need another one. Probably three. 🤷‍♀️

🎃 Pumpkins — all sizes, shapes & colors
🌼 Mums — all sizes & a ridiculous amount of colors
🍂 Fall vibes — FREE
💰 Prices — won’t require a second mortgage

📍 BILL’S PRODUCE & MORE
Fort Plain, NY — 6628 State Hwy 5

Come wander around, pick your favorites and BUY OUR S**T because seriously… LOOK AT THIS YARD. 😂🎃🌼

HALLOWEEN MONTH HAS BEGUN. LET THE PUMPKIN HOARDING COMMENCE! 🎃👻🍂

Share the hell out of this — we have a LOT of pumpkins to find homes for.

Over 50 bins in the yard this week if you're looking for a deal on pumpkins I'm wholesaling again
09/28/2026

Over 50 bins in the yard this week if you're looking for a deal on pumpkins I'm wholesaling again

🚨🍅 STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING — THE DAMN ROMAS ARE HERE. 🍅🚨📍 6628 State Hwy 5, Fort Plain, NYFor WEEKS everybody’s been aski...
09/28/2026

🚨🍅 STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING — THE DAMN ROMAS ARE HERE. 🍅🚨

📍 6628 State Hwy 5, Fort Plain, NY

For WEEKS everybody’s been asking:

“When are you getting Romas?”
“Do you have canners?”
“Can you let me know when they come in?”

📣 THIS IS ME LETTING YOU KNOW. THEY. ARE. HERE.

🍅 CANNERS — 25 LB BOX — $18
🍅 ROMAS — 25 LB BOX — $22

🔥 WHILE THEY LAST. 🔥

And apparently I need to explain what “while they last” means. 😂

It does NOT mean:
“I’ll swing by in two weeks.”

It does NOT mean:
“Can you save me some until sometime next month?”

And it DEFINITELY does not mean:
“I saw your post 11 days ago… do you still have those Romas?”

🤣🤣🤣

THE TOMATOES ARE HERE NOW.

They are not on layaway.
They are not accepting reservations.
They do not have assigned seating.
And there is NOT a little Roma sitting in the corner holding a sign with your name on it. 🍅😂

You wanted ’em.
We got ’em.
COME GET ’EM.

Because when they're gone, I already know somebody is going to message me:

👉 “Any chance you have more Romas?”

And I'm going to stare at my phone remembering this post. 😑🤣

BILL’S PRODUCE & MORE
📍 6628 State Hwy 5, Fort Plain, NY

🍅 $18 Canners | $22 Romas | 25-lb boxes

DON’T WAIT. THE TOMATOES HAVE ZERO LOYALTY. THEY WILL GO HOME WITH SOMEBODY ELSE. 😂

HONOR SYSTEM DOESN’T MEAN MAKE UP YOUR OWN PAYMENT.Cash is payment.A Burger King coupon is not.A scratched lottery ticke...
09/25/2026

HONOR SYSTEM DOESN’T MEAN MAKE UP YOUR OWN PAYMENT.
Cash is payment.
A Burger King coupon is not.
A scratched lottery ticket is not.
An IOU I didn’t agree to is not.
If you’re hungry and don’t have the money — KNOCK ON MY DOOR.
I would rather give you food than have you steal it.
If you don’t have the correct change — KNOCK ON MY DOOR.
This stand costs real money to stock and a hell of a lot of work to run. We don't do this for sh*ts and giggles.
Please stop treating the honor system like “make your own damn rules.”
PAY FOR WHAT YOU TAKE. IT REALLY IS THAT SIMPLE.

🍂🌼 THE YARD IS LOOKING LIKE FALL THREW UP ALL OVER IT — AND WE’RE NOT MAD ABOUT IT. 😂📍 6628 State Hwy 5, Fort Plain, NY🌼...
09/23/2026

🍂🌼 THE YARD IS LOOKING LIKE FALL THREW UP ALL OVER IT — AND WE’RE NOT MAD ABOUT IT. 😂

📍 6628 State Hwy 5, Fort Plain, NY

🌼 MUMS, MUMS & MORE MUMS!

9-inch mums — $7 each

10-inch mums — $10 each

🌸 Mum hanging baskets — $12 each

And the produce stand is LOADED back up with fresh goodies:

🥬 Cabbage — $3 each

🥒 Fresh cucumbers

💚 Zucchini

💛 Yellow squash

🫑 Bell peppers

🍅 Tomatoes

🧅 Onions

🧄 Garlic

🍎 Apples

🎃 Winter squashes

…and all the usual goodies you’ve been grabbing!

Come get your porch looking respectable and your refrigerator looking like you actually have your life together. 😂

Bill’s Produce & More

📍 6628 State Hwy 5, Fort Plain, NY

Come grab it while the picking is good — because around here, when it’s gone, it’s GONE.

📍 BILL’S PRODUCE & MORE6628 State Hwy 5 • Fort Plain, NY🚨 I SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD, BUT… THE MUMS HAVE BEEN RESTOCKE...
09/21/2026

📍 BILL’S PRODUCE & MORE
6628 State Hwy 5 • Fort Plain, NY

🚨 I SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD, BUT… THE MUMS HAVE BEEN RESTOCKED. AGAIN. 😂🌸

Apparently you people have decided you need ALL THE MUMS, so we loaded the yard back up!

🌼 LARGE 10-INCH POTTED MUMS — ONLY $10 EACH!
Yep. TEN BUCKS. Big beautiful mums without the big beautiful price tag.

🌈 TRI-COLOR MUMS — $12 EACH
⚠️ ONLY 6 AVAILABLE!

And these tri-colors are LARGE AND IN CHARGE. These suckers don't sit around waiting for somebody to make up their mind.

So don't say, “I'll stop tomorrow.”

Tomorrow you'll be driving by mum-less, muttering,
“Son of a bitch… Sherri told me.” 😂

🍂 DON'T PROCRASTINATE — GET HERE! 🍂

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6628 State Highway 5 Fort Plain Ny
Fort Plain, NY

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