BullSpit Land and Cattle Co.

BullSpit Land and Cattle Co. How many cows ya got?….Liar. Raising cattle and raising hell—one pasture at a time. Like memes, hats and steak? Great.

Hats are on the way and the steaks aren’t ready yet, so be patient.

Different fences.Same bullspit.About 4,800-ish miles separate Diddly Squat Farm and Bullspit Land & Cattle Co., but some...
06/03/2026

Different fences.

Same bullspit.

About 4,800-ish miles separate Diddly Squat Farm and Bullspit Land & Cattle Co., but somehow the cows still get out, the equipment still breaks, and somebody still forgets to shut the gate.

The first four episodes of Clarkson’s Farm Season 5 are now streaming.

05/28/2026

My friend asked if I’d ever switch to a pellet smoker.

We’re no longer friends.

05/28/2026

Me calculating firewood, temperature swings, and sleep deprivation with nine hours left in the smoke.

Texas Flashbang deployed.Always keep that brisket dust on standby.
05/28/2026

Texas Flashbang deployed.
Always keep that brisket dust on standby.

INTERN RATIONS HAVE BEEN APPROVED.Compensation package remains competitive.
05/28/2026

INTERN RATIONS HAVE BEEN APPROVED.

Compensation package remains competitive.

BRISKET BASE CAMP IS OPERATIONAL.16-hour shift.Coffee’s hot.Smoke’s rolling.Morale questionable.Presented by BullSpit La...
05/28/2026

BRISKET BASE CAMP IS OPERATIONAL.

16-hour shift.
Coffee’s hot.
Smoke’s rolling.
Morale questionable.

Presented by BullSpit Land & Cattle Co.

National Brisket Day.The bark’s set. The smoke’s rolling. Life’s good.
05/28/2026

National Brisket Day.

The bark’s set. The smoke’s rolling. Life’s good.

The night before Brisket Day.Wood stacked. Fire ready. Sleep optional.
05/27/2026

The night before Brisket Day.

Wood stacked. Fire ready. Sleep optional.

05/27/2026

The Brave Little Toaster is finally on Disney+.
And before anybody asks:
Yes, the ORIGINAL one.
Not that “goes to space” sequel nonsense.

Memorial Day.Remembering the ones who never made it home.
05/25/2026

Memorial Day.

Remembering the ones who never made it home.

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