Tootenhonker's Heat

02/10/2022

What do y'all think about hats?

11/13/2021

Hot sauce, goat soap, pulled pork... An excellent combination, except the soap tastes terrible.

11/11/2021

We will be at the Fall Market Day!
*bum icing not provided on site.

07/18/2021

We will be restocking soon.

06/30/2021

A preview of something new we're working on: custom spice blends and dry rubs! This one is a spicy taco seasoning. What kind of blends would you like to see in the future? 🤠🌮🌶️

05/24/2021

🚨ALERT🚨

Small-batch, Virginia-based, craft hot sauce coming to the Twin Cities Metro in Minnesota for the next week and a half! If you're a Minnesota/Twin Cities area/Western WI friend and customer, keep an eye out for announcements about local sales so you can stock up without paying that annoying shipping fee!

*Limited inventory because shipping restrictions. I have mostly Drunk in Purgatory and 2020, but MUCH more DIP. Stay tuned for inventory updates!

05/22/2021

I just cleaned and smoked some habaneros, and then I had to p*e.

05/10/2021

Drunk in Purgatory and Cowboy Residue are back in stock!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/tootenhonkersheat

05/07/2021

We still have a few bottles left of our most face-melty sauce for all of your "show off how much heat you can handle in front of your friends" needs! Especially great for when you order Taco Bell delivery and they forget to include the 23 packets of Diablo sauce you requested. 😒

Back again for another batch, this time in 4oz size. This is best described as a sleeping mule. You walk up to it, gently pet it... and, while its fur *is* nice and soft, it suddenly wakes up and kicks you directly in the mouth. But, you know... in a nice way. Ingredients: Peppers: Red Bhutlah,

05/02/2021

Sauces are available again! Get 'em now, because like a hat made of ice cream, they won't last long.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TootenhonkersHeat

05/01/2021

Super excited to supply Marie Cheryl's with my nutty creations (NOTE: SAUCE DOES NOT CONTAIN NUTS).
https://www.facebook.com/mariacheryls/