FatAss Ranch

10/10/2026

🚨 THE FAT ASS WEEKLY REPORT IS IN! 🫏🍷🍺

Big games, cold b**r, Texas w**e, live music, and a whole lotta good times! Sounds like a weekend worth getting off your ass for! 🤠

🏈 FOOTBALL FANS! It’s a BIG weekend! Texas vs. OU, A&M vs. Mizzou, and Texans vs. Titans! Grab your crew, claim your seat, and let us handle the drinks!

🍷 AT THE WINERY: Food trucks, DJ Big Worrll, karaoke with Billy Scott, and our W**e Club Pick-Up Party on Sunday!

🍺 AT THE BREWERY: Live music from Matt Gawlik and Mike Perez, Conchitas food truck, and football all weekend!

🍹 OFF THE RANCH: W**e. Frozens. B**r. Grub. And all the game-day action!

Whether you’re here for the touchdowns, the tunes, or just a good excuse to day drink, we’ve got a spot for your ass! 🍑

📍 Fredericksburg, TX
📅 October 10–11

Good w**e. Cold b**r. Great company. BIG FAT ASS FUN! 🫏

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10/07/2026

🎃🚗 ONLY 3 WEEKS UNTIL OUR HALLOWEEN CAR SHOW! 👻

The countdown is ON! 🕷️ If you’ve been thinking about bringing your ride out, NOW is the time to get registered! Same day registration is also available! We want to see all the spooky, wild, and amazing builds on October 25th! 🏆🎃

Don’t have a car to register? No worries! Come join us anyway! Bring the kiddos and enjoy a fun Halloween experience for the whole family! 🎃🍬

📅 October 25th
Car registration is OPEN! 🎃 Family-friendly Halloween fun!

🕸️ Registration link: https://fatassranch.com/car-show/

Tag your car-show crew, share this post, and let’s make this Halloween one to remember! 👻🔥

3 WEEKS! LET’S GO! 🎃🚗💨

Enjoy the perks of our Gift cards. Shop Fat Ass merchandise, including t-shirts, glassware, koozies, magnets, and more!

10/03/2026

Saturday Oct 3 rd: W**ery
DJ Big Worrl 1pm- 5:30 pm
Food truck: Comal Crawfish

Brewery: Music Michael Perez
Food truck: Mac n Wagn

Sunday Oct 4th:
Brewery Music. Adam Knight

Come out and see us!!!

10/02/2026

When the box shows up and you already know it’s going to be a good day. 🍷📦

Which one would you open first? 👀

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09/25/2026

Dolly Day is here, y’all—and we’re celebrating all day long! 💗✨

Grab your friends, pour yourself a cup of ambition, and join us for a full day of sparkle, music, drinks, and good times! 🎶💕 Cut out early and celebrate 9/25 with us. A little sass, a little trash (her words, not ours 😇), and a whole lot of Dolly magic await! 💖🦋

9/25 Hours

🦋 Fat Ass W**ery
11 AM–5 PM

🍺 Fat Ass Brewery
11 AM–6 PM

💗 Fat Ass Downtown Tasting Room
11 AM–6 PM

🍕 Fat Ass Off the Ranch
10 AM–11 PM

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09/16/2026

Currently on The Real Housewives of Fat Ass Ranch…

Two baby mamas—and somehow Pancho is still the neediest one in the pasture. 😂

He doesn’t ask for scratches. He files a demand.

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09/14/2026

The official Fat Ass welcoming committee takes its job very seriously. 🫏🫏🫏

Lily, Larkin and Pancho heard someone pulled up—and clearly couldn’t let you arrive without a proper hello. Come meet the herd at Fat Ass Ranch!

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09/13/2026

Pancho’s first Pancholine.

The girls are already tired of him. 🫏

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09/13/2026

What a day!

15 Div 1 Wins!
🤯🏈

We started counting Texas wins at three. Then seven. Then we lost track. 😂🏈

FIFTEEN Texas college teams won today. UT took down No. 1 Ohio State, Houston put up 77, Houston Christian put up 88, and UTEP closed out the night with one more W.

Rivalries can wait until next week. Tonight, we’re raising a cold Fat Ass b**r to Texas football. 🍻🫏

Which win had you cheering the loudest?

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