Ballville E-Z Shop, Inc.

10/14/2026

🚨🚨 WHO GAVE THE MEAT DEPARTMENT PERMISSION TO ACT THIS UNREASONABLE?! 😂🥩

Somebody come get these prices before we have to start explaining ourselves to the financial authorities. 💀🤣

🥩 WHOLE NEW YORK STRIP LOINS — $6.99/LB!
WHOLE LOINS. SIX DOLLARS AND NINETY-NINE CENTS A POUND.
Average size is 10–12 lbs, AND WE’LL CUT THEM FOR FREE! 🔪🥩

You can have us cut them into steaks, stock up your freezer, and stand in your kitchen looking like you own a steakhouse. 😂 Just don't start charging your family $47 a plate.

📞 NEW YORK STRIP LOINS ARE CALL-IN ORDERS ONLY! 📞 That's right! Pick up that phone and claim your beef before somebody else gets steaks for days! 😂 Don't call us after they're gone asking if we can check the back, check the basement, or check the mayor's freezer!

🐔 40-LB CASES OF FRESH BONELESS SKINLESS CHICKEN BREAST — $50!

FORTY POUNDS. FIFTY DOLLARS.

That’s enough chicken to feed your family, your neighbors, your neighbors’ neighbors, and that one guy who keeps showing up when somebody says the word dinner. 🐔💀

🐷 PORK BUTTS — $1.59/LB!
Average weight 18–20 lbs!

Big ol’ pork butts at a price that’ll make you want to fire up the smoker, invite everybody over, and then immediately regret inviting everybody over. 🤣🔥

🚨 PLEASE SHOP RESPONSIBLY.
Actually, never mind. We know you people. Somebody’s about to clear out a freezer, rearrange three shelves, and tell their spouse, “IT WAS A FINANCIAL DECISION.” 😂😂

🔥 GET HERE BEFORE THESE DEALS DISAPPEAR!
Because nothing hurts quite like telling your family you could’ve had a freezer full of meat but decided to sleep in. 💀🥩

WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!

10/13/2026

Fresh boneless skinless chicken breast 40lb boxes for $50

10/12/2026

Right now as we speak 40lb boxes of leg quarters $20...only while supplies last

10/10/2026

10/09/2026

🚨🥩 WELL, LOOK WHO THINKS THEY’RE BETTER THAN REGULAR STEAK! 😂💀

🔥 FIRST TIME EVER — AMERICAN WAGYU IS HERE! 🔥

🥩 WAGYU NEW YORK STRIPS — $28.99/LB

🤤 WAGYU RIBEYES — $39.99/LB

PEOPLE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 🤯

This steak has more marbling than your uncle has opinions at Thanksgiving. 😂 Your grill just put on a necktie, your fork is practicing its fancy manners, and your wallet is in the back whispering, “We need to talk.”

🤣🥩 YOUR TASTE BUDS ARE ABOUT TO GET A PROMOTION!

🚨 First time we've ever had it, so don't come strolling in next week asking where it went!

COME GET YOUR FANCY STEAK BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE BECOMES THE MAIN CHARACTER AT THEIR COOKOUT! 🔥💀

10/08/2026

🚨🍗 OH CRAP, IT’S DINNER TIME! 🍗🚨

WE ALMOST FORGOT TO POST THIS.
Which is impressive… because WE COOKED THE CHICKENS AND EVERYTHING. 😂

🔥 ROTISSERIE CHICKENS — $8.99 EACH
⏰ 4–6 PM

Forgot to plan dinner?

SAME.

Except now you have a chicken.

PROBLEM SOLVED.
ADULTING: 10/10. 🐔😂

10/03/2026

Sausage is gone

🚨🚨🚨 ATTENTION: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. PUT DOWN THE KALE AND BACK AWAY SLOWLY. 🚨🚨🚨

THE SAUSAGE HAS ARRIVED. 🌭💥

And apparently, we have WAY TOO MUCH OF IT. 😂

So naturally, we’re making it your problem.

🔥 OUR BULK SAUSAGE ONLY $1.99/LB 🔥
💥 5 POUNDS OR MORE! 💥

BUY 5 POUNDS.
BUY 10.
BUY 25.
BUY ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR FREEZER QUESTION YOUR LIFE CHOICES. 😂

At this price, your freezer is about to become a sausage bunker. Your neighbors will smell it. Your family will show up uninvited. Somebody’s gonna bring biscuits.

DO NOT PANIC.

JUST GET THE SAUSAGE. 🌭🚨

$1.99/LB — 5+ LBS

Because someday, when the sausage is gone, you’ll be sitting at home staring into an empty freezer whispering…

“Why didn’t I buy 20 pounds?” 😭🌭

10/01/2026

🚨🐔💀 🚨 THE CHICKEN SITUATION HAS ESCALATED BEYOND HUMAN CONTROL 🚨 💀🐔

SOMEONE HIDE THE FREEZERS. CALL YOUR UNCLE. ALERT THE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH. WE HAVE CHICKEN DEALS THAT HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO BUSINESS BEING THIS CHEAP. 😂

🐔💥 FRESH WHOLE CHICKEN FRYERS 💥🐔 📦 $1.09/LB BY THE CASE! 🐔 $1.29/LB IF YOU DON'T WANT THE WHOLE CASE! Buy a case or buy less. We're flexible. Unlike your pants after Sunday dinner. 💀

❄️🍗 FROZEN CHICKEN DRUMSTICKS 🍗❄️ 📦
SOLD OUT

🔥🐔 ROTISSERIE CHICKENS — $8.99 EACH! 🐔🔥 ⏰ 4–6 PM! Hot, delicious, and ready to make you forget every other responsibility you have today.

Your laundry can wait. Your grass can grow. Your questionable life decisions can continue tomorrow.

BUT THIS CHICKEN? THIS CHICKEN HAS A DEADLINE. 😂🔥

🚨 Supplies are limited. The chickens have no respect for your schedule. 🚨

🚫 NO CALLS. NO ORDERS. 🏃‍♂️ GET HERE BEFORE SOMEBODY CLEARS US OUT AND YOU'RE LEFT EATING A CAN OF CORN OVER THE SINK. 🌽💀

🐔 WE SELL MEAT. WE CREATE CHAOS. IT'S WHAT WE DO. 🤣

09/28/2026

Tenders are gone:
Boneless skinless chicken tenders for only $53 for a 40lb case fresh