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08/30/2026

🚨 REMINDER, YOU BEAUTIFUL MEAT-FORGETTING CREATURES! 🚨

We’re CLOSING AT 5 PM TODAY! 🕔

Get in here BEFORE 5 or you’ll be standing outside staring through the window like a raccoon at a locked dumpster. 🦝😂

5 PM = WE VANISH. 💨

August 29- Sept 4th
08/29/2026

August 29- Sept 4th

08/29/2026

🚨 TOMORROW IS GET OUTTA HERE O’CLOCK! 🚨

We’re CLOSING THE INSIDE AT 5 PM! 🕔
Drive thru will still be open until 10!

At 5:00, the doors are locking, the lights are going out, and we’re launching ourselves into the parking lot like escaped chickens. 🐔💨

GET YOUR MEAT BEFORE 5 OR FIGHT THE NIGHTMARE. 😂

08/28/2026

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL CHICKENS HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS. 🚨🚨🚨

The rotisserie is spinning.
The chickens are sweating.
The kitchen staff has questions.
And quite frankly… we’ve lost control of the situation. 🐔🔥

🍗 WHOLE ROTISSERIE CHICKENS — $8.99 EACH 🍗
🕓 TODAY FROM 4–6 PM

That’s right. $8.99.

For less than the price of a fancy coffee, you can walk out with an entire bird that has been slowly rotating under intense heat while contemplating every decision that led it here.

These chickens are HOT.
These chickens are JUICY.
These chickens have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE.

⚠️ WARNING: Purchasing one may cause:
• Sudden happiness
• Uncontrolled dinner confidence
• Fighting over the crispy skin
• Eating “just one piece” 14 times
• Standing over the sink at 9:47 PM eating cold chicken like a raccoon

🐔 4–6 PM. $8.99 A BIRD.

COME GET YOUR CHICKEN BEFORE THESE BIRDS SELL OUT.

Because nothing ruins a Friday faster than showing up at 6:07 and hearing:

“Sorry, we’re out.”

You’ll be standing there like a man who just watched his retirement disappear.

🍗 GET. THE. CHICKEN.
YOUR FUTURE SELF WILL THANK YOU.

08/28/2026

🚨🚨 THE PORK BUTT APOCALYPSE HAS ENDED 🚨🚨

🐷💀 SOLD. OUT. 💀🐷

Y’all absolutely DEMOLISHED those pork butts like they owed you money. 😂

17–20 LB PORK BUTTS?
GONE.
$1.49/LB?
GONE.
Our hopes and dreams?
ALSO GONE. 😭

If you got one, CONGRATULATIONS.
You are now legally required to smoke it, shred it, sauce it, and make the entire neighborhood jealous. 🤣🔥

THANK YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL PORK-OBSESSED ANIMALS! 🐷❤️

08/28/2026

🚨🚨 SOMEONE CALL THE PORK POLICE. 🚨🚨🚨

WE HAVE A BUTT SITUATION. 🐷🍑

I REPEAT:

THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY PORK BUTTS IN ONE LOCATION.

Authorities have been notified.

They said:

“$1.49 A POUND?!?”

…and then immediately bought three. 😂

🐷🔥 BONE-IN PORK SHOULDER BUTTS 🔥🐷

💰 $1.49/LB
⚖️ 17–20 LB AVERAGE

THAT'S RIGHT.

THE PIG HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.

And apparently it brought 20 pounds of itself. 😂

Your smoker is outside pacing back and forth like:

“I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU DON'T PUT THAT BUTT IN ME…” 🔥

Your crockpot is sweating.

Your BBQ sauce is having an identity crisis.

Your freezer just looked at you and said:

“BRO. WHERE ARE WE PUTTING ALL THIS?”

AND YOU SAID:

“WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.”

THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 😂

Meanwhile, somewhere across town, your neighbor just sneezed and said:

“WHO'S SMOKING PORK?”

WE DON'T KNOW HOW HE KNOWS.

HE JUST KNOWS. 👀

And let's talk about that $1.49/LB…

For 17–20 pounds, you're looking at roughly $25–$30 PER BUTT.

THAT'S CHEAPER THAN THERAPY.

And after you spend 10 hours smoking it, you'll probably need therapy anyway. 😂

🐷 BUY ONE: Reasonable.

🐷🐷 BUY TWO: Prepared.

🐷🐷🐷 BUY THREE: BBQ enthusiast.

🐷🐷🐷🐷 BUY FOUR: Sir, this is a grocery store.

😂😂😂

🔥 BONE-IN PORK SHOULDER BUTTS
💰 $1.49/LB
⚖️ 17–20 LB AVERAGE

COME GET YOUR BUTT.

Not your friend’s butt.

Not Kevin's butt.

YOUR BUTT.

Because at this price, if you don't leave here with pork, we're legally required to ask:

“ARE YOU OKAY?” 😂

🐷🍑🔥 $1.49/LB.

THE BUTT DEAL SO GOOD, EVEN THE PIGS ARE CONFUSED.

GET IN HERE BEFORE THESE THINGS WALK THEMSELVES OUT. 🐷💨

08/27/2026

🍗 Rotisserie Chicken Mayhem 🍗

🚨🍗 ATTENTION, CHICKEN PEOPLE! 🍗🚨

The rotisserie chickens are BACK, and they’re looking hotter than your ex’s new boyfriend. 😂🔥

Golden. Juicy. Crispy. Delicious.

Basically, these chickens have their life more together than most of us.

🔥 $8.99 EACH
⏰ 4–6 PM ONLY

Swing in and grab one before they disappear faster than free food at a family reunion. 👀

🍗 ROTISSERIE CHICKENS ARE READY!
Come get yours before somebody buys the whole damn flock. 😂

No chicken was harmed in the making of this post…
Okay, that’s a lie. They’re all already cooked. 🤣🍗

08/22/2026

Update: Breast are gone but have plenty of wings still!!

🎤🐔 GUESS WHO’S BACK… BACK AGAIN…
CHICKEN’S BACK. TELL A FRIEND. 😂🔥

🚨🚨 THE CHICKEN CHAOS HAS RETURNED! 🚨🚨

We’re bringing back the 40 LB CASES OF BONELESS SKINLESS CHICKEN BREAST — $48! 🍗💥

⚠️ LIMIT 2 BOXES PER PERSON!
YES, TWO.
Not two per hand.
Not two for your cousin, your neighbor, your mailman, and your emotionally supportive raccoon. 🦝😂

🪽 BUT HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS…

40 LB CASES OF WHOLE FROZEN CHICKEN WINGS — ONLY $25! 🤯🔥

⚠️ LIMIT 2 BOXES PER PERSON ON WINGS TOO!

That’s 80 POUNDS OF WINGS FOR $50 if you max it out.

At this point, we’re not selling chicken.
We’re conducting a FEATHERED CLEARANCE EVENT. 😂

🍗 Breast? $48
🪽 Wings? $25
📦 40 LB CASES
⚠️ 2-BOX LIMIT PER PERSON — EACH ITEM

Come get your chicken before it grows legs, puts on sunglasses, and disappears down the road again. 🐔🕶️💨

RUN. WADDLE. FLY. CRAWL.
I DON’T CARE HOW YOU GET HERE. JUST GET HERE. 😂🔥

🐔 CHICKEN IS BACK, BABY.
NO HOLD NO ORDERS

08/20/2026

🚨🐔 IT HAS HAPPENED.

THE CHICKEN IS GONE.

Not low.
Not hiding.
Not “maybe there’s another box in the back.”

GONE. GONE. 💀😂

Those 40-lb boxes came in at $48 and apparently y’all said:

“WE’LL TAKE ALL OF IT.” 😂

The chickens have officially been evicted from the building. 🐔🏃‍♂️💨

👏 THANK YOU, CHICKEN ADDICTS. 👏

We’ll keep you posted when the next flock decides to show up.

Until then…

PLEASE RESPECT THE CHICKEN’S PRIVACY DURING THIS DIFFICULT TIME. 🕊️🐔💀

08/20/2026

🚨🐔 WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

WHO LET THE CHICKEN BACK IN?! 😂

I turn around for FIVE MINUTES and suddenly we’ve got a whole flock of these things sitting here like they pay rent.

🍗 40 LB BOXES OF BONELESS SKINLESS CHICKEN BREAST
💰 $48 A BOX

YES. $48.
YES. 40 POUNDS.
NO, I DIDN’T HIT MY HEAD.

Yesterday they were GONE.
Today they’re back like:

🐔: “You miss me?”

NO, CHICKEN. WE MISSED THE MONEY. 😂

Come get a box before these birds pull another disappearing act.

🚨 CHICKEN IS HERE. FREEZER SPACE IS NOW YOUR PROBLEM. 🚨

Address

1512 River Street
Fremont, OH
43420

Opening Hours

Monday 7:30am - 7:30pm
Tuesday 7:30am - 7:30pm
Wednesday 7:30am - 7:30pm
Thursday 7:30am - 7:30pm
Friday 7:30am - 8pm
Saturday 8am - 7:30pm
Sunday 8am - 7:30pm

Telephone

+14193327167

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