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Apparently there’s a place in Arkansas called Eureka Springs. Any of you ever heard of it or know any good hiking trails...
09/06/2026

Apparently there’s a place in Arkansas called Eureka Springs. Any of you ever heard of it or know any good hiking trails, restaurants and cool things to do? Tag people who might also know about this place or tag the places where I should eat.

I’m betting that many of you have never heard of this town.

It’s Sunday and I feel the need to repent for saying many many many bad words. Yesterday a driver crashed through my nei...
09/06/2026

It’s Sunday and I feel the need to repent for saying many many many bad words. Yesterday a driver crashed through my neighbor’s fence. She wasn’t hurt and family picked her up. On my way to check on her, right as the wreck happened, I had to walk through really tall grass. I thought I was being cautious but apparently I stepped on a snake.

Not just a snake. One about 5-6 inches thick and when I stepped on it, I could feel its body squishing. That’s when I saw what looked like its head raise up and it touched my bare ankle. I’m not proud of myself but in that moment I let out a symphony of bad words that would make anyone shutter. Not only that but I said all of those words while yelling in a very high pitched voice. So high that it probably reached dog whistle level. My apologies to the young puppy ears that heard me probably three states away.

Anyway, I’m ok. Turns out that what I thought was an “anaconda striker cobra snake” was just a piece of the radiator hose from her truck. Y’all stay safe out there and if you see me today, please don’t make any snake noises. I’m still traumatized.

09/05/2026

About time to cry. Hot wings eating.

After being tagged countless times and asked via DM’s by many of you, I finally had a chance to stop by Tanq Dogs in Con...
09/05/2026

After being tagged countless times and asked via DM’s by many of you, I finally had a chance to stop by Tanq Dogs in Conway. After eating the Chicago dog and their loaded fries, my final impression of this that’s it’s just not worth it.

It’s not worth it trying to pretend you don’t want to eat literally everything off the menu. It’s not worth it trying to convince your belt that it can indeed hang on. That’s a conversation you’ll lose. It’s also not worth it to try and keep the loaded fries to yourself. That’ll end up with someone getting poked in their eye and chili in the car air vents. Never mind how I know, I just know.

But seriously though, solid food. You will have to unhinge your jaw if you plan on getting all the meat in your mouth. I tried that, got a jaw muscle cramp and started like I was singing a whale song. Go see them at 811 Walnut St, Conway, AR 72032.

I ordered some work merch from Prints by Yoenso . When I placed the order I didn’t realize they’d care so little about m...
09/03/2026

I ordered some work merch from Prints by Yoenso . When I placed the order I didn’t realize they’d care so little about my personal and mental health that they’d treat me as they did. Here’s what happened.

About two months ago I got bored, stayed up for two days straight talking through ideas with 3 different AI agents and by the end of my 48 hour sleep depravation experiment I had a new company idea. Not just a full business plan but also financial projections, marketing plan, product roadmap and dev roadmap. I also completed and submitted paperwork for 12 different patents. Oh and got it fully funded by investors.

So since it seemed so fun in the movies, I’m now the CEO of fizzip (dot) com. Tag line is don’t let your efforts fizzle out, zip to the front of the line. Basically you pay to meet with people that can help get your foot in the door at any company you want to work for or sell your product into.

Anyway, I reached out to the Yoenso people for some t-shirts and water bottle. The shirts are great but where they totally messed with me is they created a new wrap technique called “Crazy” and did it just for us. Basically the logo and company name is raised so when I grip the bottle I’m also interacting with the branding. Smart? Yes but also evil because now that’s all I want to drink out of. I forgot what machine they used to make that print but it’s freaking awesome.

If you’re bored go to fizzip(dot)com and let me know what you think.

You ever wonder what would happen if Temu or VEVOR opened a wax museum and didn’t change a single thing for 50 years? Wo...
09/02/2026

You ever wonder what would happen if Temu or VEVOR opened a wax museum and didn’t change a single thing for 50 years? Wonder no more and enter the Josephine Torsoe wax museum in Hot Springs. This was one of our stops on our “day of cringe”. Before y’all heavily judge the place, which you should. Let me say this. It gave us enough memories to laugh about for a lifetime. It’s the kind of place you go once and then someone couldn’t pay you to go again. Oh and it’s like $15 a person.

Poor “Jesus”. They did him so wrong. Looking like Mary in drag.

Have you ever eaten at a place where you’re positive they bought all their Google reviews because the food doesn’t match...
09/01/2026

Have you ever eaten at a place where you’re positive they bought all their Google reviews because the food doesn’t match their online rating? For me it’s Gozen Japan House in Hot Springs. On Google they have a 4.8 rating but that’s sooooo incorrect it’s not even funny. Here was my experience.

I took my family to Hot Springs for “Cringe Saturday”. That’s a day where I seek out the cringiest things to do that’ll give the kids something to talk about in therapy. I can see it now “Dad made us walk in 105° weather and we toured the wax museum where almost every wax mannequin had a lazy eye”. Yes I did take pics and yes I will be making a post about it.

Ok, now on to this place. We walked in and it was clean but empty. So obviously their food had to suck. Being the adventurous family, we ordered. What came out was nothing short of food fit for royalty. The flavors. The portions. The aroma. All far exceeded expectations. So yeah, that 4.8 on Google has to be incorrect. Their real rating is more like 9.8/5 or more. Only thing I didn’t like is that my wife kept trying to steal my fried rice and steak. I distracted her by asking “Hey babe. What’s your favorite new purse coming out”? I then had a glorious 15 minutes to eat while listening to her Ted Talk about stitching pattern and leather quality. Guess the cashier thought I was joking when I kept asking if security can remove her from our table.

Last pic is just a tiny sample of the cringe my kids got to experience. Also make sure you hit that follow button for more similarly written food reviews.

Dear Apple. Please for the love of all everything PLEASE fix your keyboard. It’s already difficult to fat finger type on...
09/01/2026

Dear Apple. Please for the love of all everything PLEASE fix your keyboard. It’s already difficult to fat finger type on a tiny portion of the screen and even when I focus you mark snout my works.

This weird looking horse is how I look trying to spot all the autocorrected words that o didn’t type.

Happy Sunday everyone. FB said that in order to increase engagement on a page, the posts should provide information the ...
08/30/2026

Happy Sunday everyone. FB said that in order to increase engagement on a page, the posts should provide information the reader will find insightful and have them thinking about it throughout the day. Here goes.

This morning I woke up with what I thought was an overnight mole growth under my armpit. Turns out it was a melted raisenette that got lost during midnight snacking.

It tasted a little salty but overall not bad.

I don’t how how Conway Police Department knew that I skipped my morning coffee and needed a “surge” of adrenaline but th...
08/29/2026

I don’t how how Conway Police Department knew that I skipped my morning coffee and needed a “surge” of adrenaline but they certainly delivered.

I had a very nice conversation with both officers, yes backup was called because…..well it’s me. Every PD that pulls me over always calls for backup because I look like such a street toughen gangster.

But seriously though. Super nice guys who handled the stop perfectly and I’m glad they’re out there helping to keep the streets safe. And yes I did think about pretending I was blind so they’d have to follow me for a longer distance instead of what I actually did and immediately pulled over but was thinking that if they didn’t get the joke I didn’t want to end up getting the jolt.

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