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Last week I posted about Jesse's Grill and even though it got over 50k views, 3 of you said my post was too long. So now...
06/16/2026

Last week I posted about Jesse's Grill and even though it got over 50k views, 3 of you said my post was too long. So now I’m gonna make a short post and see if it does better. Here goes.

The food at Jesse’s grill is really good. You should go try it.

We got one of those slushi machines and on the side it had this sticker. I’m sorry but did it actually think I was gonna...
06/15/2026

We got one of those slushi machines and on the side it had this sticker.

I’m sorry but did it actually think I was gonna water down my adult beverage? I bought it specifically for the high amount of sugar and alcohol. How else do you think I make it through my 3 work meetings a week.

Did I just find a HUMAN tooth in my Member’s Mark sausage from Sam's Club? Please tell me it’s not a human tooth. I spen...
06/14/2026

Did I just find a HUMAN tooth in my Member’s Mark sausage from Sam's Club? Please tell me it’s not a human tooth.

I spent 30 minutes or so making everyone a delicious breakfast quesadilla and when I bit into mine, I crunched down on this. Hurt my tooth like a Mother Faulkner.

I’m hoping it’s just a bone or something. Now my right side teeth hurt and I’m still hungry.

I think I’m about to throw up.

Lenderman and Meek Dental you missing any teeth? (Yes that was a lame dental joke. I’ll see myself out)

Wife says I’m weird but I know I can’t be the only one who gets a little sad when throwing out old appliances? We’ve had...
06/14/2026

Wife says I’m weird but I know I can’t be the only one who gets a little sad when throwing out old appliances?

We’ve had this Ninja Kitchen blender for over 10 years. It’s been with us through countless moves, several states and when our kiddos were babies it helped us make their baby food.

Surely I’m not the only one out there who feels like this. Anyone wanna show or tell us about your favorite appliance? If it’s just me that feels this way, I’m ok with that. Last picture is what we replaced it with.

Which one of you called the cops on me. Just because I pulled in like I’m robbing the place, I’m not actually going to d...
06/13/2026

Which one of you called the cops on me. Just because I pulled in like I’m robbing the place, I’m not actually going to do it. I pay for my ribs.

Anyway, apparently today it’s Marcus’s Birthday. So go over to Marcus’s BBQ&Catering and let’s buy him out on his special day.

1550 E Harding St, Morrilton, AR 72110

It’s been a week since I put out my Birdfy by Netvue bird feeder. Not a single visitor.So I put a fake bird to hopefully...
06/12/2026

It’s been a week since I put out my Birdfy by Netvue bird feeder. Not a single visitor.

So I put a fake bird to hopefully entice some feeding competition. Updates coming of either complete success or complete failure.

You all always get on to me and tell me to “be nice to places that just opened. They’re trying”. Yeah…I’m gonna listen t...
06/11/2026

You all always get on to me and tell me to “be nice to places that just opened. They’re trying”. Yeah…I’m gonna listen to none of that advice and tell you about my experience with Jesse's Grill in Morrilton.

I called in my order under the name “Joe” because I didn’t want them to know it was me. Picked up 2 burgers, loaded fries and 2 side order of fries. At the window I also ordered a single burger just to see, in case they recognized me if it tasted like the others. Spoiler it didn’t. Oh and I do have some legitimate complaints that I hope they fix about their food.

Starting off with their packaging. I didn’t know what to make of it. The paper bag was nice clean and new. Not like the trashy plastic bags you get in other places that make your food sweat so by the time you get home the bread is a wet sponge. The burger container made me pretty sure they had a Time Machine back there because it was like a 1995 Big Mac container. Cardboard and sturdy. The burger took me back a little. The meat patties looked too thin to hold juice or flavor. Apparently I need to get my eyes fixed because I was wrong. Full of flavor.
The fries. Oh man those fries. Crispy, salted perfectly and with that garlic aioli, mama Mia muy grande delicioso.

Now to my legitimate complaint. Their loaded fries. It’s a solid meal. Like really good meal. My issue though is that when I got the food my kids were in the car. So as I’m driving, these tiny wild creatures are devouring the loaded fries. By the time I could stop, all the toppings were gone and I ended up at a red light face deep into the container trying to get some of the cheese. I came up for air when the light turned green and the guy behind me honked only to see that I had bacon in my eyebrow. I ate the bacon. The person next to me saw it all and judged me heavily. I managed to cut the corner of my lip on the container and now everyone has to put up with my jokes of “I need to go to the doctor. My Lipitor”

Oh and the reason the burger I ordered after they knew it was me didn’t taste the same as my first delicious burger is because I never got to take a bite. It was stolen and ingested but the kids won’t say who did it.

P.S. you can borrow the Lipitor joke. I stole it. Last pic shows the dipping accident that caused me to almost bite off my own arm.

Last day of me being single husband while my wife lives the high rise hotels and big city lifestyle that’s sure to make ...
06/11/2026

Last day of me being single husband while my wife lives the high rise hotels and big city lifestyle that’s sure to make a great Hallmark Channel Christmas movie.

In her absence, this small town country boy added a family of beavers, yes beavers to our plastic farm. I’m not very responsible with my money.

If any of you see her in NYC, please approach carefully. She’s Mexican/Irish and in 2nd grade she knew Karate.

How many chances do you give a business to do things differently before you step in and just say “enough’s enough”. Last...
06/10/2026

How many chances do you give a business to do things differently before you step in and just say “enough’s enough”. Last time I went to Roberson Tire Service Inc. to get my tires rotated was my line in the sand.

Here’s the good about this place. The folks working here are pretty nice. They always handled all of our oil changes and tire rotations. In fact, even after we traded our gas burner for an electric vehicle, I still brought the EV in for an oil change just because I’m a jerk and wanted to see how confused they’d be. Unfortunately for me and my twisted sense of humor, these people really know their cars and knew it was an EV so they just looked at me weird. More weird than normal.

Here’s the bad and this won’t come as a surprise because I’ve written several complaint posts about the topic. This place consistently FAILS to have any good food. I’ve legit even spoken to them about it and last time I was there they said “why don’t you bring us some good food so we know what that would look like”. So that’s exactly what I did. I went to Big Kev’s BBQ and got a large tray of the most delicious ribs one has ever tasted. I’m hoping that motivated them to fire up the grill.

Actually…..Did I just get played? Did they say that “show us” just so I’d bring some deliciousness? You know what? I’m 49.2% sure that’s exactly what happened. Well played gentleman. Well played.

I really do want to support Arkansas Department of Veteran Affairs but they just made a post which confused me. To be fa...
06/09/2026

I really do want to support Arkansas Department of Veteran Affairs but they just made a post which confused me. To be fair, that’s very easily done.

They’re doing a Marine Corps League fundraiser. Go read the first picture for all the details and the second picture is how you can enter. That’s not the confusing part. The confusing part is that the winner gets “a side of grass fed beef”.

Does that mean it’s like a container size full of beef that you’d like get from going out to eat? Because the waiter always ask me what side I want. Or is it the actual side of a cow? If so, do I get to pick which side? Like the left or right? Or does some random Marine decide that since I’m an a*z to people on FB then my side is the back side? Does the winner get to pick the cow? Like do they go walking through the pasture and pick one or if one of the cows tries to run up on them they can say “yeah, ear tag 1462 is gonna be the one”.

I have sooooo many more questions but my fat fingers are tired from typing.

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