08/29/2026
🚨 LUNA’S 37-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND HAS MOVED ON… AND HIS NEW GIRL IS MAKING SURE SHE KNOWS IT. 😳😂
Luna has lived with Oldie Goldie since she was a weanling. For the last year and a half, she has enjoyed the easy life: no herd politics, no mean girls and one elderly gentleman who never asked where she was going, who she was with or what time she’d be home.
But Luna is a big girl now, so we moved her in with Willow and Pocket—two new mares who arrived together and had already formed a very reluctant alliance.
They weren’t exactly friends. They were more like coworkers who don’t particularly like each other but always sit together at mandatory meetings.
Luna arrived thrilled to finally have girls her own size to play with…only to discover that the welcoming committee had misplaced her invitation.
Willow said, “We’re full.”
Pocket said, “New phone, who dis?”
So I added Molly, because apparently the only way to fix mare drama is to add another mare and see who draws straws. 🤦🏼♀️
Now it appears Luna and Pocket may buddy up, while Willow and Molly form their own little clique. Luna is learning how to navigate a matriarchal herd—and finding out that life with the girls is less “sleepover party” and more Real Housewives of JS² Ranch.
She can still see Oldie Goldie and touch noses with him through the fence…but there is one tiny problem:
GYPSY. 👀
Luna is absolutely, positively, green-with-envy JEALOUS of Gypsy’s relationship with her Oldie Goldie.
And Gypsy—the abandoned, pregnant pony who showed up with nothing but audacity—just stands beside him staring at Luna like:
“Boom. I got your boyfriend.”
She didn’t cross six months of wilderness to come in second, sweetheart. 💅🏼😂
Poor Luna traded her peaceful retirement-community lifestyle for sorority rush…and while she was gone, the sassy new girl moved in, stole her man and took her parking spot.
Oldie Goldie is 37 years old and somehow finds himself in the middle of a love triangle he never applied for.
He thought he was getting a quiet retirement.
Instead, he got The Golden Bachelor: Pony Edition. 🌹😂
So tell me—should Luna fight for her man, accept that Gypsy has planted her flag, or stay out of the drama and enjoy her new girl gang?
And most importantly…who are YOU rooting for—Team Gypsy or Team Luna? 👀😂