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lo•qua•cious [lo'kwāSHas]- adj -
tending to talk a great deal; talkative

li-ba tions [līˈbāSHəns]- plural noun -
drinks, usually referring to spirits

08/27/2026

How To make Loquacious Orgeat

This recipe will upgrade your cocktails - especially the MaiTai, tremendously!

I have received rave reviews on my MaiTai cocktails.
When combined with our 'flash aged' Jamaican Rum combo you will also be the hit of your Tiki Party

This recipe will Yield approximately 1.5 litres + / - of Orgeat

340g roasted Unsalted almonds
113g roasted Salted almonds
32 oz filtered of distilled water + / - add water if your nut milk gets to thick to continuesly blend

2:1 simple syrup
500g Sugar
250 ml water a.k.a. 250g

1/4 tsp orange blossom water
1/4 tsp rose water

Enjoy - CHEERS!

08/27/2026

TOON IN TONIGHT!!

We visit with our Favorite BILLIONAIRE _
The Billionaire Cocktail -
Make one for yourself Here's the Recipe:

Spritz a Martini glass with Absinthe (flaming the glass is optional)
In a cocktail shaker add:
1 oz Lemon Juice
1/2 oz Loquacious Grenadine
1/4 oz 2:1 simple syrup
2 oz High Proof Bourbon

Add Ice - Shake vigorously for 10 seconds
Double strain into your Martini glass -
Garnish with a Lemon wheel

08/26/2026

TOON IN TONIGHT!!

We visit with our Favorite BILLIONAIRE _
The Billionaire Cocktail -
Make one for yourself Here's the Recipe:

Spritz a Martini glass with Absinthe (flaming the glass is optional)
In a cocktail shaker add:
1 oz Lemon Juice
1/2 oz Loquacious Grenadine
1/4 oz 2:1 simple syrup
2 oz High Proof Bourbon

Add Ice - Shake vigorously for 10 seconds
Double strain into your Martini glass -
Garnish with a Lemon wheel

See You in the Lounge Tonight 8:30 Eastern - Links in the BIO
CHEERS!!

08/20/2026

You've been asking for these 'How To' shorts - Here you go Creme' de Cacao.
Want to make this yourself? Here's the basic recipe.

500ml High Proof alchohol. We reccomend Diamond 151 filtered demarara rum and Don Q Cristal
130g ground cocao nibs. French press coffee grind
1/2 Vanilla bean split & scraped

Place all ingredients into a 1 liter mason jar
Mascerated for 5 days in a cool dark place. Shake the jar to mix the contents 1X per day.

Filter out all cocao nibs & sludge. We reccommend a filtering process processing through finer & finer filters until the extract passes through a paper coffee filter. You should end up with roughly 300g + / - of extract

Add 160g of Cognac to your filtered cacao extract

To make a standard 'sweet' version at 25% ABV - add 560g 2:1 simple syrup & 112g distilled water
To make a 'bittersweet' version at 38% ABV - add 242g 2:1 simple syrup

Suggestions:
Try making a small portion of your simple syrup with cold brew coffee to either version. We suggest 15g of cold brew coffee and 30g of sugar combined to replace an equal weight of simple syrup to the above.
You may also consider adding 2 or 3 drops of Loquacious Saline/MSG solution to either version.

08/20/2026

Hatter & Sage shake up another original - this time, a Holiday Tiki craft cocktail!

08/20/2026

Storms, plus an issue with Rumble Studio. 🤦🏻‍♂️
We may be a little late tonight!

08/19/2026

Join Hatter & Sage in the Loquacious Lounge
Tonight at 8:30 Eastern
The boys are starting on creating a 'Holiday Tiki Cocktail'
attempting to mimic & improve the classic "Orange Creme" or "Orange Cordial"
candy found in both cheap & expensive 'Holiday' candy samplers
This one looks good on paper, BUT we shall see...........
PLUS - You'll get the usual Stupid Humor and lively banter with the live online audience

Join Us ! The Links are in our Bio.
See You in the Lounge Tonight

08/14/2026

Hi All-
We've been promising some 'How To' shorts on our Livestreams
for weeks now. Here's our 1st one. Yes, we suck at this because
It's our 1st production. We'll get better (we hope)

If you're "into" Mai Tai cocktails this is a HOMERUN!!! -WHY ? READ ON
In his own writing and interviews detailing the origin of the 1944 Mai Tai, Victor "Trader Vic" Bergeron described the original J. Wray & Nephew 17-Year as: "Surprisingly golden in color, medium-bodied, but with the rich, pungent flavor particular to the Jamaican blends."

The Key Characteristics of this Flash Aging remarkably resembles Vic's own words. He emphasized:
1) The "Pungent" Profile: Vic explicitly highlighted that despite being aged 17 years in tropical climates, the rum retained the distinct, heavy, ester-driven hogo (funk and punch) characteristic of Jamaican pot stills. 2) Body and Appearance: It wasn't an overly dense, blackstrap-style heavy rum; it was golden and surprisingly approachably medium-bodied, making it remarkably drinkable. Respecting the Spirit: His philosophy for the cocktail stemmed directly from tasting this bottle.

He noted that:"The flavor of this great rum wasn't meant to be overpowered with heavy additions of fruit juices and flavorings." This exact description was why he kept the rest of the template minimalist—just fresh lime, curaçao, and orgeat. This makes the Jamaican oak aging & some 'HOGO' the star of the show

08/13/2026

Hatter & Sage are out of the Lab & into the Loquacious Lounge for the Livestream!!
Join them tonight at 8:30 Eastern Links are in the Bio
Hatter is mixing up hid Manhattan Sour Featuring Old Forester Rye
The boys will be looking to tweek or improve upon it if needed
PLUS -
Sage is getting started on a short that they'll be shooting as part of the stream.
The short is going to be a 'HowTo' video on making 2 versions of creme de cacao that blows anything mass produced away for the same $$
And Of course the usual Live interactions and stupid humor. It's a hour of irreverent fun. Toon In!!

08/12/2026

Hatter & Sage are out of the Lab & into the Loquacious Lounge for the Livestream!!

Join them tonight at 8:30 Eastern Links are in the Bio

Hatter is mixing up his Old MadHattan Sour Featuring Old Forester Rye
The boys will be looking to tweek or improve upon it if needed
PLUS -
Sage is getting started on a short that they'll be shooting as part of the stream.
The short is going to be a 'HowTo' video on making 2 versions of creme de cacao that blows anything mass produced away for the same $$

And Of course the usual Live interactions and stupid humor. It's a hour of irreverent fun. Toon In!!

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