Skeleteens

Skeleteens Skeleteens are produced and distributed by Danny Ginsburg, founder of Real Soda. They were invented by Joe Bones and Bone Jones in 1993.

Counter Culture beverages that are anything but mediocre. These novelty sodas are outside of the norm in every way. Among the ingredients: American, Siberian, and Korean Ginseng, Buchu, Echinacea, Ginger, Gotu Kola, Clove, Damiana, Sage, Brazilian Guarana Mad Dog W**d, African Capsicum, Ginkgo Biloba, Kola Nut, and Jalapeno Oil.

Hi folks! Long one, sorry, but I feel this is important to share. Please feel free to skip this if you don’t want to rea...
05/09/2026

Hi folks! Long one, sorry, but I feel this is important to share. Please feel free to skip this if you don’t want to read it all. I’ll also put a TL;DR at the bottom.

First off, we’re extremely glad to have you all as followers of Skeleteens. We greatly appreciated the support. I was wondering if any of you could provide us some help.

When this page was started over a decade ago, it quickly grew to 9,500 followers. At the 10k follower mark, the page is eligible for monetization. Which I didn’t know about at the time.

This was just a page that was created to share a common passion for Skeleteens, and help those that thought they were no longer available, order some if they wanted.

However, since hitting 9,500 followers, Facebook has been reporting a drop in followers of around 2 per week on average for years, regardless of how many new people follow the page.

9,500 originally, minus 2 followers a week on average, that’s 104 followers we “lose” per year. We are now at 8,250. So that’s around 1,250 followers we’ve slowly “lost” over the past 10+ years, despite us getting dozens of new followers all the time. This is too consistent and methodic to be happening organically.

I have politely reached out to Facebook several times over the past several years in particular, but they have done nothing. I have documented this slow yet consistent decline, but only since the beginning of this year. If you look at the pictures, you’ll clearly see that our follower count is being manipulated. Again, despite us getting new followers all the time, the total number keeps declining.

I’d like to see if you folks can help us test something. Please, see if you can get others to follow the page, so I can see if it’s possible that the total follower count will increase for the first time in over 10 years.

If you don’t feel like helping, that’s fine, no hard feelings. However if you can help, it would be greatly appreciated, because I don’t know what else to do.

We love that Skeleteens is still so well liked. Please help us get the followers back that we deserve. I can’t express how much any help you could offer, no matter how small, would be greatly appreciated.

Again, sorry for the long post. If you made it this far, thank you! If you can help in any way? Thank you very much!

TL;DR: Facebook keeps doing nothing but slowly reducing the page’s follower count, despite us regularly getting new followers. Please, if you would, share this page, or do whatever you (morally) can, to see if we can grow some followers on here for a change. Advice on how else to handle this situation, would also be appreciated, as Facebook has been NO help

02/16/2026

Just an FYI. If you have a thirst that no other soda can scare away, -much more common than you may think- call (310)327-1700 PST 8:30a-4p M-F, to check availability for your particular flavor of interest, and MANY more unique flavors than just the Skeleteens sodas are available. It may just be your new favorite source for unique beverages. Once you have confirmed what is available, you can place your order through soda4u.com (If you do, and are searching for Brainwash? It is indexed as 2 words, “Brain Wash.”) Don’t stay thirsty, my friends. Scare the life out of your thirst, hahaha!

PARADISE OF EFFERVESCENCE EXCELLENCE!

03/10/2025

Ironically, Facebook informs about Skeleteens' page: "Page health: Good"!

03/18/2024

Just to let all you thirsty folks know, most of Skeleteens sodas are in stock at the time of this post!

Love Potion #69 is unfortunately completely out of stock at the moment.

There is Red and Blue Brainwash, Rat Bastard Root Beer, Fukola Cola, and Black Lemonade, all in stock. You can place an order at soda4u.com (side note: If you’re searching for Brainwash, it can be found by searching “brain wash” …2 words)

(Brace yourselves, as shipping can be quite expensive. Real Soda charges for the sodas only. Shipping is separate and Real Soda ads zero cost.)

PARADISE OF EFFERVESCENCE EXCELLENCE!

14 years since Skeleteens joined Facebook. Many of you discovered most of the drinks are very much still around
02/25/2024

14 years since Skeleteens joined Facebook. Many of you discovered most of the drinks are very much still around

Who’s that in the Skeleteens T-Shirt?It’s a young Quentin Tarantino!
07/18/2023

Who’s that in the Skeleteens T-Shirt?
It’s a young Quentin Tarantino!

Our scary sodas in the music video "Ride Or Die" by ZZ Ward filmed in the Rat Bastard Cafe:
05/04/2023

Our scary sodas in the music video "Ride Or Die" by ZZ Ward filmed in the Rat Bastard Cafe:

"Ride or Die" is part two of a series of music videos written, directed and produced by Adam William Ward. Watch part one, “Baby Don’t” here: https://youtu.b...

12/21/2022

Ironically with all our skulls and crossed bones, Facebook says Page health: good!

12/18/2022

We're trying to get more Love Potion #69 in stock in time for Valentine's Day... it's a bit pricy but then again True Love Ain't Cheap! As everyone knows, New Year's Resolutions about dieting come to an abrupt end with the HUGE Valentine's Dinner and the chocolates and champagne and the other stuff we cannot mention on this scary page!

11/20/2022

The only thing more scary than our sodas is being without them!

05/07/2022

So scary and yet... so delicious... so hey... drink it!!!!

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2140 W 139th Street
Gardena, CA
90249

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Monday 8:30am - 4pm
Tuesday 8:30am - 4pm
Wednesday 8:30am - 4pm
Thursday 8:30am - 4pm
Friday 8:30am - 4pm

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