Mother Plucker's LLC

06/27/2023

Hello all you Mother Pluckers! I needed to take a moment and do a little PSA… this is why I ask that food be taken away from your birds 12-24 hours before they arrive at my shop….it is literally the first thing on the client instructions, which I send to anyone who books an appointment. This is partially digested grain that oozes out of the crop… no matter how careful I am, if they have food in their crop it WILL get on your meat and all over my hands and work surfaces! I have to stop and rinse this stuff off EVERY SINGLE TIME. In a USDA facility this is considered adulterated product and has to be thrown away!!!! Please STOP FEEDING 12-24 hours before arrival, your birds WILL NOT STARVE!!!!! Starting now 6/27/2023, I will be charging an additional .50 cents per bird that I have to deal with this. It can add anywhere from 5-10 minutes processing time to each bird to ensure they’re clean and your meat is safe. This stipulation will be added to the client instructions, so hopefully after 2 full processing seasons, clients will read and follow instructions. I get it, life gets busy, but I can’t micromanage your life for you, and what I’m asking for is not difficult, simply remove the food. I also understand that hungry birds will eat anything…. From p**p, to feathers to shavings… I can tell the difference between actual food and what they’re just picking up. Birds with actual grain in their crops will be up charged. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.

06/08/2023

Do you have male ducks that are too aggressive or relentless with females?! There’s a reason why, and that reason is HIGH levels of testosterone!! See the photo in the comments ⚠️ Graphic Image ⚠️ to better understand why their testosterone levels are so high! The duck in the photo weighed about 6 pounds, his testicles weighed almost 1/2 pound….

05/18/2023

Same prices this year! Please be patient as I try and get everyone scheduled, I’m the owner/operator/processor/scheduler, and my phone is blowing up like a teenagers! I’m getting back to everyone as fast as I can!!

05/18/2023

Hello ALL and Happy Spring! It has been an interesting year for me so far! I apologize to anyone who has been waiting to book a processing appointment! In March I received a casting call for a TV show and all of my effort went into the things I needed to do. Unfortunately, I was not selected to be a participant this time around, and so although it will be a later start, Mother Plucker's LLC WILL have a 2023 processing season! If you reached out for an appointment earlier this year, I will be sending you a message to offer appointment dates. I will contact clients in the order I received messages and I will try and get to as many appointments as possible. If you are still looking for an appointment or have any questions, please send me a message through the Mother Plucker's LLC page as it's the best way to contact me. If you were a client in 2022, my prices will be the same as last year, the only major change is that I will not be offering parting of birds this year. Whole birds, split birds or quartered birds are the options for 2023. Keep an eye on Mother Plucker's LLC page for more updates throughout the season!

02/22/2023

New product in stock. Reach out with your beef needs.

11/24/2022

Happy Thanksgiving!!! Let’s see pictures of your cooked turkey!!!

11/23/2022

This Mother Plucker is officially closed for the year!!! Shop is cleaned up and put away for the winter! I’ll start taking date reservations for the 2023 processing season in January!!! Thank you ALL for the amazing support you have shown my small business, see you next year!!

11/21/2022

First quail for Mother Pluckers! Oh my goodness, they are TINY and ADORABLE!

11/17/2022

I think this might be our winner for the largest Turkey processed this year! 42.4lbs dressed weight!!! 42.4 #, 25.2 #, and 5 # rooster for size comparison! Largest Turkey and Largest Chicken owners win a free Mother Pluckers TShirt. I’ll announce the official winners the day after Thanksgiving!

11/01/2022

Happy Halloween Mother Plucker’s!!

10/15/2022

This Mother Plucker is away for a moose hunt! I will be out of contact until further notice! I am booked solid for the 2022 processing season, if I have a cancellation, I will contact people on my waiting list in the order the request arrives.

10/06/2022