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Drunken Duck Farm & Rescue Welcome to Drunken Duck Farm! We bring humor and heart to homegrown spices, unique drink mixes, and pun-filled products inspired by our sanctuary animals.

Join us for farm-fresh flavors, fun, and a dash of playfulness! 🌿🦆
NOT Open to the Public...yet

10/15/2026

It has come to our attention that there is a rumor circulating that we butcher animals on our farm and at our sanctuary, and we would like to take a moment to clear that up.

Years ago, we did have a few turkeys butchered, but that was a one-time situation prior to obtaining our 501C3 sanctuary status. No animal surrendered to our sanctuary has ever been, or ever will be, raised, accepted, or rehomed for the purpose of food production. Those turkeys were specifically purchased for that purpose from McMurray Hatchery, and quite a few of them are actually still alive and living on the farm today! Even then, I wasn't the person who did the butchering because I simply don't have it in me.

It was not a pleasant experience for anyone involved. Afterward, our farmmate, who lives on the property and helps care for and feed the animals, came to me with concerns about raising animals for food. We discussed it and agreed that it would never happen on our farm again.

In the past, we have also given farm-raised rabbits (never sanctuary residents) to children participating in 4-H. This is something we no longer do, as there are simply too many rescue rabbits in need of loving homes.

HOWEVER, I have always been completely transparent about one thing. If a rooster becomes dangerously aggressive, cannot be rehabilitated, and poses a serious threat to people or other animals on the farm, we may make the difficult decision to send him to Happy Wife Acres, where he could be used in their educational home-butchering classes. We also make sure anyone surrendering a rooster to our sanctuary is aware of this policy beforehand, because we believe in being completely transparent about even the most difficult aspects of animal care.

That being said, to date, we have NEVER had to do that.

In fact, we currently have a rooster who is so aggressive that he cannot safely free-range or live with other chickens. Rather than give up on him, he has his own separate enclosure where he can live safely without hurting anyone. And yes, he still gets plenty of treats!

I want to be clear that I have absolutely nothing against people raising their own food to feed their families. I grew up around that way of life, and I respect it. But personally, after spending hours stitching up an injured animal, nursing one back to health, or bottle-feeding a baby around the clock, I just don't have it in me to turn around and butcher that animal. I've spent too much time fighting to keep them alive.

Heck, we don't even sell our eggs! Every egg our chickens lay goes right back into feeding our chickens, dogs, and pigs.

We're not trying to tell anyone else how to farm, raise their animals, or feed their families. We simply have our own approach to caring for the animals who call our farm home, and we do our best to give them a safe, healthy, and happy life.

And if anyone ever has questions about our practices, we're more than happy to have that conversation. We'd much rather someone ask us directly or visit our sanctuary than spread information that doesn't tell the whole story.

What are we currently harvesting? 🍎We've been busy harvesting crabapples! Not only do we use our crabapples in some of o...
10/09/2026

What are we currently harvesting? 🍎

We've been busy harvesting crabapples!

Not only do we use our crabapples in some of our teas and spices, but we also use them in our special, historic recipe for apple butter!

Yes, you read that right. Crabapple Apple Butter!

Crabapples aren't just smaller, sourer versions of regular apples! They actually have a lot more going on than you might think. Their naturally tart flavor is often richer and more complex, giving things like apple butter, jams, and c***r a little extra something you don't always get from regular apples.

Crabapples are also naturally high in pectin, which helps thicken things like jams and apple butter without needing to add anything extra. And here's another fun fact: many varieties are packed with natural plant compounds called antioxidants, which help protect our body's cells from damage.

So, while crabapples might not be everyone's first choice for snacking straight off the tree, they're pretty fantastic when it comes to making delicious preserves and other goodies!

We're excited to have two versions available starting tonight at Land of Illusion Adventure Park Scream Park!

Original Crabapple Chaos Apple Butter: Our classic recipe featuring tart crabapples, warm cinnamon, and clove. A little tart. A lot of trouble.

Silk Road Crabapple Chaos Apple Butter: Our personal favorite, featuring aromatic cardamom, ginger, and delicate rose. Take the scenic route to delicious.

Both varieties will be available in ¼-pint, ½-pint, and pint jars for purchase in person.

We're also working on making these available online for convenient porch pickup!

So, who's ready for a little Crabapple Chaos?

When the Farm Goes QuietWhen the sun sinks low behind the corn,and crows head home before the storm,the barn door creaks...
10/07/2026

When the Farm Goes Quiet

When the sun sinks low behind the corn,
and crows head home before the storm,
the barn door creaks though there’s no breeze,
and something whispers through the trees.

The chickens roost. The old goats stare.
The donkeys snort at empty air.
A rabbit thumps beneath the moon,
as if it knows what’s coming soon.

The scarecrow swears he hasn’t strayed,
but wasn’t he facing the other way?

For farms keep secrets after night,
when fields turn silver in moonlight.

So shut the coop and latch it tight,
and count each feather twice tonight.

If something whispers from outside,
or softly calls from just beside...

Don’t answer back.
Don’t look. Don’t pry.

When shadows dance and spirits charm,
the moon shines bright on Drunken Duck Farm.

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What are we currently harvesting? We’re harvesting chicory (Cichorium intybus) right now, and it’s one of those plants t...
10/06/2026

What are we currently harvesting?

We’re harvesting chicory (Cichorium intybus) right now, and it’s one of those plants that seems determined to be useful.

Native to Europe, western and central Asia, and parts of North Africa and the Mediterranean, chicory has been used as both food and an herb for centuries and made its way to North America with European colonists. Its brilliant blue flowers are edible, its leaves have been used as bitter greens, and its deep taproot can be dried and roasted into the dark, earthy ingredient that eventually became famous as a caffeine-free coffee substitute and addition to New Orleans-style coffee.

That root is also naturally rich in inulin, a prebiotic fiber, while roasted chicory contains plant polyphenols and has a wonderfully earthy, nutty, slightly sweet bitterness. Even the flowers contain interesting flavonoids and anthocyanin-type pigments.

And because apparently chicory needed another job, it can also be grown as livestock forage and is a useful pollinator plant. We dug much deeper into chicory’s history, traditional uses, and what makes this plant so interesting over on Substack. Read the full story here: https://drunkenduckfarm.substack.com/p/what-we-are-harvesting

You can also find chicory in our Down the Rabbit Hole Tea, part of our Wonderland Tea Collection, where curiosity is strongly encouraged. The longer you steep, the deeper it goes. Rooibos, dandelion root, chicory, cinnamon chips, orange peel, and vanilla bean create an earthy, warm cup filled with toasted roots and soft citrus.

This is the tea you drink when the world feels slightly tilted, but not unsafe. A thinking tea. A wandering tea. Caffeine-free and grounding, it’s made for late-night pondering and long falls into thought. Best enjoyed when your thoughts start wandering and you don’t mind following them. Check it out online at: https://drunkenduck.org/product/down-the-rabbit-hole/

Farmers spend a good deal of time out in nature with their animals and have a tendency to keep their eyes open for patte...
10/02/2026

Farmers spend a good deal of time out in nature with their animals and have a tendency to keep their eyes open for patterns in their livestock and the land. Therefore, it’s not surprising that they’ve noticed patterns between how their animals act and the weather, which over time have turned into farm superstitions.

A favorite of ours is that chickens suddenly going quiet can mean a storm is approaching, which, anecdotally, we’ve found to be correct more often than not.

But this isn’t just some old-world folklore. There’s actually some science to back it up. Studies have looked at the correlation between bird behavior and changing weather.

One study showed that when barometric pressure falls before a storm, birds change their behavior and increase foraging, suggesting they can detect the pressure drop and prepare for bad weather. If wind and heavy rain are coming, recognizing those atmospheric changes early gives them time to eat, find shelter, settle down, and avoid being caught somewhere exposed.

Many of our chickens seek shelter when it rains, regardless of the time of day, because they really don’t like getting wet. We’ve also noticed that they tend to stay close to shelter when there’s a break in the weather but another round of storms is coming.

It’s not until the birds come back out and start wandering around the farm again that we know the storms are probably done for the day.

“When the chickens go quiet, watch the sky.”

It isn’t really a magical chicken weather forecast. It’s more like generations of farmers noticing a genuine biological phenomenon long before anyone knew what a barometer was.

Now we want to hear your farm weather lore: Do your chickens, livestock, pets, or even the wildlife around you act differently before a storm? What strange little warning signs have you learned to watch for? Drop your favorite farm superstition in the comments. We might just put a little science behind it next!

10/01/2026

Spooky Season has officially arrived at Drunken Duck Farm.

Summer growing is giving way to harvest, herbs are headed to the apothecary, the tea kettle is on, and the shadows are getting a little longer.

And this October, we’re heading beyond the barnyard and into the fields, forests, and backroads of the Ohio Valley, sharing strange farm folklore, livestock legends, ghost stories, and creatures that supposedly wander after dark. 👻🌾

So grab a cup of tea, lock the coop, and stay close to the lantern light.

Spooky Season starts now. Follow along... things are about to get strange on the farm.

Where to find us this weekend? We will be down at the Dayton Pagan Festival selling our apothecary wares, jams, honey, a...
09/30/2026

Where to find us this weekend?

We will be down at the Dayton Pagan Festival selling our apothecary wares, jams, honey, and teas! 🌿🔮 Come see us at the Montgomery County Fairgrounds, 645 Infirmary Rd. in Dayton, inside the Exhibit Hall.

The festival runs from 11:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. with free entry with a non-perishable food item, with early entry available from 10:00–11:00 a.m. for $5.

Follow us on Instagram and Facebook, show us at the booth, and we’ll give you a FREE honey stick or other little goodies!

Come say hello, browse the apothecary, and see what we’ve been brewing up for Spooky Season!

Happy Monday from a beautiful fall day in Germantown!And a HUGE WELCOME to all the fabulous new faces we met this weeken...
09/28/2026

Happy Monday from a beautiful fall day in Germantown!

And a HUGE WELCOME to all the fabulous new faces we met this weekend at Land of Illusions Scream Park!

Between the spooky clowns, chilly nights, hot apple c***r, and general Halloween chaos, we had an amazing time introducing so many of you to Drunken Duck Farm & Mallard’s Landing Sanctuary.

And if you want to find us in person again, Come see us Saturday at the Montgomery County Fairgrounds, 645 Infirmary Rd. in Dayton, inside the Exhibit Hall for the Dayton Pagan Festival. The festival runs from 11:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m., with early entry available from 10:00–11:00 a.m. for $5. Come say hello, browse the apothecary blends.

For those who are new here, Mallard’s Landing Sanctuary is a 501(c)(3) farm sanctuary filled with farm animals with feathers or fur. The sanctuary is housed at Drunken Duck Farm, where we use the animals to help us in the gardens.

The pigs rototill, the chickens scratch, the ducks search for worms, and the rabbits fertilize the fields. Of course, our alpacas and llama prowl the back pasture, keeping the coyotes away while nibbling on the leaves of our trees.

In return, the profits from the teas, spices, jams, and honey produced at Drunken Duck Farm go straight back to the animals. After all, they helped grow the crops, so they deserve the benefits.

This also means you’ll get a mash-up of farm stories and pictures of our residents, along with information about our products and where to find them.

Welcome to Drunken Duck Farm & Mallard’s Landing Sanctuary!

Whether you’re brand new here or one of our cherished longtime followers, tell us how you originally found Drunken Duck Farm! Was it at a market or event, through a friend, on social media, or did the internet just mysteriously lead you to our little corner of farm chaos?

We’d love to hear your story in the comments!

WHEN IT RAINS, IT MITES!Dear Mother Nature, our chickens would REALLY appreciate a few dry days!With all this rain in th...
09/23/2026

WHEN IT RAINS, IT MITES!

Dear Mother Nature, our chickens would REALLY appreciate a few dry days!

With all this rain in the Midwest, our dust baths have officially become mud baths. Unfortunately, that means our feathered friends are losing one of their natural defenses against mites and lice.

So, fellow chicken owners and homesteaders, PLEASE CHECK YOUR FLOCKS!

But what actually works against these pesky parasites? Dust baths? Herbs? Diatomaceous earth? Ivermectin? Elector PSP?

Hint: It is Elector PSP and Pyrethrin.

However for those who want more information, we've put together an article covering natural and conventional treatments, their effectiveness, pros and cons, and important safety considerations.

And YES, because facts should come with receipts, we've included scientific research, veterinary references and a comparison chart!

👉 READ THE FULL ARTICLE:
https://drunkenduckfarm.substack.com/p/when-it-rains-it-mites

💚 Please SHARE to help fellow poultry owners protect their flocks while spreading the word about Mallard's Landing Sanctuary!

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, FELLOW FEATHER WRANGLERS!

What's your go-to treatment for mites and lice? Are you team dust bath, DE, Elector PSP, or do you have another trick tucked under your tail feathers?

Drop your favorite (or current) method in the comments! We want to hear what you've tried, what actually worked, and what was about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

Bonus points for sharing what DIDN'T work! Sometimes those are the lessons worth sharing.

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