Ass Kickin

09/01/2026

We don't mean to diss on you mustard but when you're up against not just regular ketchup...but Ass Kickin' Habanero ketchup endorsed by our noble donkeys....sorry mustard, but you just can't ketchup to this level of Ass Kickin'! 😆🔥🌶

09/01/2026

🔥🌶️ READY TO SPICE UP YOUR BBQ?! 🌶️🔥

Our Ass Kickin’ Chile Lime Hot Sauce is bold, zesty, and packed with delicious flavor! 🍋🌶️ Perfect on tacos, shrimp, burgers, chicken & more!

📍 Come grab a bottle at the Ass Kickin’ Gift Shop in Goodyear!

Taste the kick. Love the flavor. 🤠🔥

08/30/2026

Donkey's are sleeping and taking their Sunday off very seriously. Rest your ass up and come on over tomorrow August 31 for a kick ass end of the month of August! 💤🫏

08/26/2026

08/26/2026

No excuses. It's Hump Day. Get your ass to the ass kickin gift shop, you'll be very glad you did 😉🌶✨

08/26/2026

It all comes down to a single question: can you handle the heat? We've got all sorts of games at the Ass Kickin' Gift Shop that'll show you and your friends just how much heat you can handle!! 🥵🔥😆

08/26/2026

Hot sauce, snacks, gifts & blue bell ice cream to explore—
Come brave the crowd and see what we have in store! 😆🍦

08/24/2026

We’ll take our volcanoes in popcorn form, thank you very much. 🍿🌶️

Come see what’s poppin’ at Ass Kickin’ Gift Shop in Goodyear!
📍 700 N. Bullard Ave.

04/21/2026

🎉🌮 Cinco de Mayo just got a whole lot hotter 🔥

Celebrate with the AssKickin’ Cinco de Mayo $43 Bundle — packed with bold, fiesta-ready flavors:

🌟 Ass Kickin' Churro Pretzels
🌶️ Ass Kickin' Hatch Chile Pretzels
🍹 Ass Kickin' Margarita Mix
🍹 Ass Kickin' Margarita Glasses (2 FREE!)
🔥 Ass Kickin' Roasted Green Chile & Tequila Salsa
🥜 Ass Kickin' Jalapeño Cheddar Peanuts
💥 Ass Kickin' Original Hot Sauce (FREE!)

From sweet heat to spicy kicks, this bundle has everything you need to snack, sip, and celebrate Cinco de Mayo in style 🎊

📍 Stop by and grab yours at our gift shop 700 N Bullard Ave, Goodyear, AZ 85338!

⏳ Available in-store only through May 5th — don’t miss out!

04/17/2026

🤠 Howdy, folks! Saddle up for an ass-kickin’ weekend!

Swing by our gift shop this Saturday from 9 AM–3 PM at 700 N Bullard Ave, Goodyear, AZ 85338 — we’ve got treasures waitin’ just for ya.

We’ve also got samples we’d love for y’all to try, so come on in and treat yourself! 🌵✨

Whether you’re moseyin’ through or ridin’ in special, we’d sure love to see your smiling face. Don’t be a stranger now… come on down and say howdy!