The Ironwood Swampstead

The Ironwood Swampstead Zack and Toni, Swampsteading in West Michigan
Owners of Ironwood Swampstead

Did you know Queen Anne’s Lace seeds can inhibit implantation after unprotected in*******se?? The seeds are said to alta...
07/18/2025

Did you know Queen Anne’s Lace seeds can inhibit implantation after unprotected in*******se??

The seeds are said to altar the persons progesterone, a crucial hormone for implantation of a fertilized egg.

For centuries, witches, herbalists, and folk medicinists have harvested the queens seeds for this purpose. What was once “magic” is now science. Funny how that happens…

Now, be thoughtful! Be careful!

Poison hemlock is a close cousin and FATAL.

🚨 Make sure to check your ID: the queen has hairy legs, a skirt under her bloom, and a red dot in the middle.

This red dot symbolizes a drop of blood on delicate lace. Queen Anne had 17 pregnancies, none of which survived to adulthood. She would mourn by knitting lace for hours on end until her fingers bled.

Be good. Do crime. Make magic

Our first year growing garlic was an ABUNDANT success. We will be clearing out the beds and getting them ready for a new...
07/14/2025

Our first year growing garlic was an ABUNDANT success. We will be clearing out the beds and getting them ready for a new season!

Official count coming soon… how many garlic do you spy? 🧄

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Grand Rapids, MI
49534

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