10/16/2026
On this date, Friday, October 16, 2026, this writer woke to find on the couch a shredded bag of Peanut Butter KIND Healthy Grains Granola. No granola was noted at the crime scene. (Refer to picture 1 as presented for evidence). The bag was placed on the counter last evening, along with a few other items to take to this writer’s sister today. It is unclear which of the culprits were involved with this incident, however, time will tell as the bag contained numerous servings, proclaiming to have “a good source of FIBER”.
Currently, Gus Winston Winter, age 4 and Dexter Bolt Tremont Winter, age 6 are sound asleep at the scene of the crime in what appears to be a food coma. There will be no charges filed, as the consequence of eating a full bag of PB flavored, 100% whole wheat oats will serve its own sentence.
Please pray for this writer as they brace for the aftermath…..
