Two Hobos Brewing Co.

05/11/2026

White people will be anti-vax but then let a leech tongue-fvck their blood

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Hi all, Loki here. I'd like to address the few people saying I'm starving Rasputin because of the long span between his last two meals.

When a giant asian buffalo leech is a baby, they eat way more frequently- every few weeks to month. I redid my math, and there was a 1.5 year gap between his last two feeds, which for an adult buffalo leech is fairly normal.

I offer him the chance to eat once a month, even knowing theres a low probability of him being hungry. When they're adults, they eat a ton at once and then metabolize it veeeery slowly. I promise he isnt being starved.

- Loki

02/25/2026

A collaboration that celebrates the raw, humid intimacy of two men in a small wooden box. This Hazy "Muscle" DIPA is as thick as the tension in a locker room, offering a silky mouthfeel and a heavy, cedar-forward finish that lingers long after the towel drops. At 8.9% ABV, it's designed to lower your inhibitions and raise the temperature, delivering a dank, resinous sweatiness that pairs perfectly with deep eye contact and minimal clothing.

02/25/2026

This one has a clean, aggressive bitterness that hits like a well-delivered sermon—around 65-80 IBUs

02/09/2026

Heard the Turning Point USA halftime show was hot garbage

12/29/2025

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12/12/2025

11/27/2025

Mall of America this morning - unsecured loading docks leads to animals gaining entry. Scary!

10/20/2025

08/26/2025

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