08/28/2026
🍂 FALL IS COMING. Allegedly. 🍺
Sure, it’s still hot enough outside to question all your life choices… but according to our beer coolers, it’s basically October. 😂
Pumpkin beers. 🎃
Oktoberfests. 🍺
Marzens. 🍁
Fall seasonals everywhere.
At this point, we’re just waiting for the weather to get the memo.
The bad news? These beers probably won’t actually make it to fall. You people have been drinking them like there’s a prize for finishing pumpkin season before Labor Day. 😂
So grab your fall favorites now, crank the A/C, throw on a flannel if you’re committed to the bit, and pretend it’s 58° outside.
🍂 Fall weather: NOT HERE
🍺 Fall beer: VERY HERE
⏳ How long it’ll last: Questionable
Skip the basic. Sip the bold. 🍻