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12/09/2025

08/18/2025

Please note: the laws regarding rabbits in the State of Georgia have radically changed. Rabbits in Georgia are now legally classified as "pets", rather than the previous designation of "poultry/livestock". I have not exchanged a rabbit for m0n3y in years, preferring instead to gift them as Emotional Support Companions. Sadly, because of the potential negative legal ramifications, I will no longer be a source of rabbits - AT ALL. Also, the closest RELIABLE/REPUTABLE rabbit breeders whom I *PERSONALLY KNOW*, *AND* would feel comfortable recommending are AT LEAST a five-six hour drive from my area (Augusta, GA), meaning northwest Tennessee and Maryland/Virginia/Pennsylvania.
I am looking at you, Motherwolf and Dianne.

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05/11/2025

I did not know that I even HAD any "Followers". Thank you! I am sorry that I am so boring.

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09/12/2024

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12/10/2022

“Here's my strut, do do do
Strutting my way on over to you
You like my strut? I like yours too
Strutting my way on over to you…”

If you come upon a Spotted skunk, it's usually polite enough to give fair warning before spraying a noxious liquid on any potential aggressors: they will stamp their front feet, raise their tail, hiss, and if they’re particularly annoyed, stand upright on their forelimbs and perform a hand-stand dance.

If the dancing fails to intimidate (wow, nothing?), they may resort to using a pair of scent glands out back that will introduce you to a foul-smelling musk. Pew, pew, pew!

If a skunk does approach you, calmly strut, do do do the other way. Avoid anything that could be considered threatening. Yelling “smell ya later” or “I fart in your general direction” is not helpful.

Image: Spotted skunk standing upright with tail in the air at Saguaro National Park.

10/03/2022

This is accurate 😆

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07/17/2022

Day NINE video of Goldilocks' and Balthazar's litter, and Mortisha's and Expresso's second litter remaining kit.