Faith Acres Homestead LLC

03/15/2026

Temporarily halting egg sales! Check back for updates!

02/07/2026

Pro-tip: Always check the kindling box before bringing it inside. 🪵 Found a massive mouse nest made entirely of chicken feathers last night—momma deer mouse and her litter included. The mice got a cozy home, but the chickens got the last word (and a high-protein breakfast) this morning. 🐔🍴 "

02/05/2026

Okay, I finally tried the “ask ChatGPT to create a caricature of you based on what it knows” thing 😅
Did you do it too? Let’s see them! How accurate was yours?

01/30/2026

01/30/2026

Pasture Raised Chicken Eggs Available *unwashed*
12pk $5.00
18pk $7.50

Goose Eggs Coming Soon!

10/15/2025

Don’t forget us after Halloween! Our goats & chickens would love to have your uncarved, carved, and unpainted pumpkins.

10/14/2025

TOP 10 REASONS FARM TRUCKS AREN’T STOLEN:
10 They have about 20 miles before they overheat, break down, or run out of gas.
9 Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.
8 It’s difficult to drive fast with all the fence tool, rags, grease gun, ropes, chains, syringes, buckets, boots, and loose papers in the cab.
7 It takes too long to start and all the smoke coming up thru the rusted out floorboard clouds your vision.
6 The border collie on the tool box looks mean.
5 They’re too easy to spot. The description might go something like this: The driver’s side door 4 is red, the passenger door is green, the front right fender is yellow . . . etc.
4 The large round bale of hay in the back makes it hard to see if you are being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren’t taped with duct tape.
3 Top speed is 45 mph … if you’re lucky.
2 Who wants to steal a truck that needs a year’s worth of maintenance, U-joints, thousands of 1 dollars in body work, taillights, and a windshield?
1 It’s hard to commit a crime with every one waving “Howdy” to ya.

There's a reason we take the farm truck to the airport when we do long or short term parking 😆. It's ALWAYS there when we return!

10/09/2025

Millie 🤦🏻‍♀️

09/25/2025

I'm pretty sure they are plotting against me....

09/13/2025

Pasture Raised Fresh Butt Nuggets Available!