The G5 Farmstead

05/10/2026

Sebastopol goslings available as straight run.

04/28/2026

First freshener

04/15/2026

02/27/2026

First kids of 2026! Two blue roan boys and a black and tan girl 🥰

02/12/2026

The nursery is ready!

01/19/2026

My house for sure!

01/08/2026

Things I wish I could explain to my goats:

🐐Absolutely no part of my body contains anything of nutritional value for you. Not even my hair. Shocking, I know.

💩If you p**p in your water bucket, congratulations, there is now p**p in your water bucket.

🐐Please just keep track of how many babies you plop out, and love them all equally.

🐐In order to give you the grain, I must be allowed to access the feeder. Trip me and maybe I'll no longer feel like giving you the grain.

🐐Please kid within normal business hours. No ninja birthing in the bush in the middle of the night.

🐐No amount of screaming will make me pour grain out faster.😱

🐐The weeds on the other side of the fence are identical to the weeds conveniently located IN YOUR OWN PEN!🌱

🐐Just because you CAN 💩 on everything doesn't mean you SHOULD!!

*Stole this from a friend*

01/03/2026

Clean dishes to put away. What all makes it obvious that I’m a crazy goat lady?