10/10/2026
Team effort from conception to design to implementation, but mostly Ane. Cheers!
😈🍺🎃 OH, HOPPY DAY… THE DEVIL’S HEADED DOWN THE RUBICON!
Well, well, well… looks like trouble is BREWING on Main Street!
Bill from Brewed Omen has officially entered the Corporate Pumpkin Race, and we have a sinking feeling this could get interesting.
Now, anyone who knows Bill knows two things:
🍺 He knows his b**r.
🙄 And he has NEVER met a pun he didn’t think was ale-solutely hilarious.
Frankly, we’re a little concerned. Not about the pumpkin — that devilish creation is looking pretty hoptimistic.
We’re concerned about what happens when you give a man like Bill a pumpkin, a river, and an entire audience.
It’s a recipe for some seriously pour decisions.
Bill’s been hopping to get into this race, and rumor has it he’s already drafted a plan to stout his way to victory.
But will he ale victorious? Or will his pumpkin get pilsnered against the rocks?
Will he leave the competition in his wake? Or will the Rubicon deliver a BREW-tally disappointing finish? 🌊
One thing’s certain — if Bill wins, we’ll never hear the end of it. And if he loses, he’ll have a whole new batch of excuses on tap! 😂
🏁 The Corporate Pumpkin Race on the Rubicon River is today at 5pm behind the Millstream Building!
Come cheer on Bill and The Brewed Omen as they put their pumpkin — and Bill’s considerable reputation for questionable wordplay — on the line!
😈🍻 HELL OR HIGH WATER, BILL’S IN IT TO WIN IT!
And Bill Ohm if you’re reading this… we’re expecting a comeback.
Go ahead. Give us your best shot. We’re all b**rs. 🍺😂
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