02/24/2022
So, It's been quite the ride hand-crafting each and every one of the sauces laid before you, but I'm not done yet! I'll give a shot at creating any kind of sauce that suites your fancy!
Check out the list below to see what I've currently got available.
All orders are created at the time of purchase, so you won't get a bottle that's been hanging out in the depths of a closet for the past 6 years, unless you're into that kinda thing? ...In that case just drop a deposit and I'll hit you up in about 2,190 days...
"Seekret Saus" -Original Cucumber Blend.
"Buff-Uht-Oh-Alo" -Buffalo Style.
"Tuch uv Garlik" -Mild Garlic Blend.
"Garlik Luverz Dreem" -Kinda Self-Explanatory.
"Peechy HouseFyre" -Peach Habanero Blend.
"Pikklez uv Paradyze" -Pickle Lovers Need Apply.
"Smoakt Materz" -Chipotle Style Spicy BBQ.
"Peechy Gahd Juis" -Peach Style BBQ Sauce.
"Smoaky Gahd Juis" -Regular BBQ Style, also comes in "No-Byte" (No Heat, All Flavor).
"Chip-Oh-My-Gawd!" -Chipotle Style.
"Feer Tha Reepur" -Green Pepper Sauce With A Kick To The Face.
"Likwid Deth" -SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY! ### HOT!! Without the Naked People.
"Un-Freekin-B-Leev-A-Bull" -No Heat, Various Pepper Sauce.
"Tha EyeTalien" -AKA Sammy's Slammin Sammich Saus. Light, Tangy, Deeeelicious.
"Too Pair" -Original Pear Blend.
All sauces also come with a heat index rating from "00" (No Bite) to "10" (Why would a sane person eat this).
