10/08/2026
Meet the grounds crew: Sq**rt (black and white) and Brownie (all black).
They got their start down in Block 3, on w**d duty. Then my aunt stayed with us for a stretch, befriended Sq**rt, and that was the end of Sq**rt’s career as a working sheep. She now behaves more like a dog than Bella does: comes when called, tags along on walks, and turns up on the deck at cocktail hour like she pays the mortgage. (Brownie, the quieter one, stayed out of frame for most of these.)
Both are survivors in the literal sense — the local mountain lions have thinned the flock more than once, and Sq**rt and Brownie are the two who made it.
At the moment, though, they’re in the doghouse. Turns out neither can tell Lisa’s flowers from w**ds, and they’ve developed a real talent for knocking over pots. So for now it’s supervised release only. Training is ongoing. Results are not guaranteed.