5S Funny Farm, LLC

5S Funny Farm, LLC We are a family farm that raises beef and pork naturally without the use of hormones or steroids. We offer our meats in bulk and by the pound.

We also offer replacement heifers both registeredand commercial for others to grown their farms and homesteads. We are a local family growing beef, fruits and vegetables naturally for our family and have decided to offer fresh produce to our community.

We are now booking for April processing dates. If you are looking to stock the freezer let us know.
02/12/2025

We are now booking for April processing dates. If you are looking to stock the freezer let us know.

We have several 1/2 or whole beef’s available. Contact us to reserve yours and get that freezer stocked!
01/06/2025

We have several 1/2 or whole beef’s available. Contact us to reserve yours and get that freezer stocked!

Jewel decided to give us a Christmas gift and had twins!
12/19/2024

Jewel decided to give us a Christmas gift and had twins!

Keep us in mind for any land clearing, mulching or dirt work needs you have.
12/03/2024

Keep us in mind for any land clearing, mulching or dirt work needs you have.

This half has sold. We will have more available starting in February. We have a half beef hanging at the processor right...
11/11/2024

This half has sold. We will have more available starting in February.

We have a half beef hanging at the processor right now that we decided to offer bulk instead of for our inventory. Hanging weight is 351lbs at $6.50/lb total $2281. Still have time to have cut to your specifications. Naturally raised without added hormones or steroids. Grass fed and grain finished should grade high end choice or prime. Processed in a fully USDA facility and vacuum sealed and flash frozen to preserve freshness.

Delivery included in the Longview area.

We will at Woodlawn Baptist Church’s fall festival tomorrow afternoon. Stop by and see us!
11/01/2024

We will at Woodlawn Baptist Church’s fall festival tomorrow afternoon. Stop by and see us!

We have a half a steer at the processor ready to be picked up. $1995 delivered. Let us know if you’re interested.
10/17/2024

We have a half a steer at the processor ready to be picked up. $1995 delivered. Let us know if you’re interested.

Our prices have changed recently some up some down check it out!
10/10/2024

Our prices have changed recently some up some down check it out!

10/09/2024

Beef is back!
We will be restocked tomorrow afternoon! We have moved to a new farm between Lake Cherokee and Tatum.

Somebody let themselves out but thankfully a feed bucket gets everybody back where they are supposed to be.
09/30/2024

Somebody let themselves out but thankfully a feed bucket gets everybody back where they are supposed to be.

09/19/2024

Herding dogs for the win!

Never Forget!
09/11/2024

Never Forget!

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Henderson, TX
75652

Opening Hours

9am - 5pm

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