08/16/2026
To paraphrase a misattribution...Let them eat gold!
Rather than focus on the issue of Trump gilding anything that doesn't move; adding extensive gold accents and gilding to the Oval Office, labeling various areas with custom golden signs, overseeing a $5.1 million federal regilding of historic outdoor statues near the Lincoln Memorial, and adding gold-accented seals to new White House ballroom renderings. This is in addition to the floor to ceiling gilded Grand Ballroom at Mar-a-Lardo, the Trump Tower Penthouse, and his plans for a Versailles-inspired, gold-adorned design spanning 90,000 square feet in the $400 million plus White House ballroom. And then there is the 250th anniversary Trump gold coin and the Trump gold card, but none of this is really new to us, so let us not focus on it.
The more that we learn, the more we learn how little we know, and how much more there is to learn.
I never realized, nor had any reason to conceive of, the danger of mold on naval ships. Mold on naval ships is a very serious issue that threatens both crew health and ship safety. Because warships are sealed, high-humidity metal environments running complex ventilation networks, they easily trap moisture. This allows fungus to spread rapidly through living quarters, bunks, and HVAC systems. Breathing in mold spores triggers coughing, sore throats, sinus infections, and severe asthma attacks.Long-term exposure in closed quarters has been linked by medical evaluations to debilitating lung conditions and chronic respiratory decline. Sailors frequently experience itchy eyes, skin rashes, and persistent congestion that impacts daily performance. Fungal growth feeds on organic matter, ruining mattresses, upholstery, and insulation.Certain strains feed on the plasticizers and resins in marine coatings, breaking down protective paint layers and accelerating hull and structural corrosion.When mold colonizes ventilation and air conditioning plants, it continuously circulates spores throughout the entire ship. For these reasons, Naval ships execute mold deep cleaning during port visits by isolating ventilation zones, employing HEPA-filtration vacuums, scrubbing hard surfaces with fungicidal/detergent solutions, and treating compartments with specialized anti-microbial or mold-inhibitive coatings to combat persistent marine humidity and condensation.
(adapted from Google AI overview)
The USS Abraham Lincoln has gone approximately 248 to 249 consecutive days without a port call, having last touched land during a brief one-day stop in Guam on December 12, 2025, setting a modern day record.
And Trump's response? President Donald Trump reacted to reports of poor conditions on the USS Abraham Lincoln on Friday, claiming that families of service members are "not" concerned and saying that the vessel hasn't been deployed for "nearly long enough." Or as Marie Antoinette might be misattributed today, "Let them eat gold!"