06/24/2026
🪿 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM BISCUIT
After weeks of dedication, determination, and several unauthorized inspections of the property, I am proud to announce that I have successfully mastered climbing onto the porch.
With this achievement unlocked, I would like to formally submit my application for the position of Official Porch Goose.
Qualifications include:
✅ Daily security patrols
✅ Loudly announcing visitors (invited or not)
✅ Professional snack supervision
✅ Expert-level porch lounging
✅ Unmatched cuteness and confidence
I look forward to your consideration and promise to serve this porch with honor, vigilance, and occasional goose-related chaos.
Please cast your votes below. ⬇️
Should Biscuit be promoted to Official Porch Goose? 🪿🏡💕