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Guy’s Nuts Tasty nut snacks with names and descriptions funnier than a one-armed man trying to clap. Join the nutmunchers and go nuts with Guy’s Nuts.

Veteran-owned and fueled by dirty jokes, bold flavors, and zero apologies.

The Nutwasher 6000 settling in at its new home. 🤣🤣🤣
10/12/2026

The Nutwasher 6000 settling in at its new home. 🤣🤣🤣

I have a sinking feeling I’ll be going to work today, even though I’m on vacation. The new three-bay sink for Guy’s Nuts...
10/12/2026

I have a sinking feeling I’ll be going to work today, even though I’m on vacation.

The new three-bay sink for Guy’s Nuts just arrived. Which means a trip to work, where “I’m just here for plumbing parts” will probably turn into helping a customer find something.

Apparently, my idea of a vacation involves stainless steel, drain fittings and expanding the space where I cook my nuts.

One more piece of the new setup is here. There’s more coming, and I’ll show you as it comes together.

Stay tuned. My nuts are growing.

They’re here… Apple Scrapple Festival
10/10/2026

They’re here… Apple Scrapple Festival

Guy’s Nuts woke up with a really big package this morning. 🤣🤣🤣
10/09/2026

Guy’s Nuts woke up with a really big package this morning. 🤣🤣🤣

100 pound production run all ready for packaging.
10/08/2026

100 pound production run all ready for packaging.

Guy’s Nuts expansion update: My nuts are settling into their new home.The cooking and cooling layout is mostly in place....
10/07/2026

Guy’s Nuts expansion update: My nuts are settling into their new home.

The cooking and cooling layout is mostly in place. Tomorrow I’ll level the prep table so everything stays where I put it. Rolling nuts should be a game, not a production problem.

The current packaging table will be changed out, with the Nutmaster 5000 and Sackmaster 6900 each getting its own table at a height suited to the job. Operator comfort and speed matter when you’ve got hundreds of sacks to fill and seal.

The exhaust hood and three-bay sink arrive in a few days. The sink will go in the room with the mixer, hand sink, storage racks and cleaning supply closet.

An upright freezer will replace the black-and-yellow storage totes beside the cooker for storing raw nuts.

And that battered cardboard box? The new stainless steel table arrived looking like it had fought its way here. Thankfully, the table came through better than the packaging.

There’s still installation and finishing work ahead before the Department of Agriculture inspection, but the new Guy’s Nuts production space is coming together, one piece at a time.

Thank you to everyone who’s bought a sack, shared a post, or told somebody about Guy’s Nuts. Your support helped make this move possible.

More room for my nuts. More room to grow.

Awful Names… Awesome Taste!

Decorated the new place for Halloween. I don’t live in an HOA, but I’m expecting a letter from the neighbors any day now...
10/06/2026

Decorated the new place for Halloween.
I don’t live in an HOA, but I’m expecting a letter from the neighbors any day now. 🤣🤣🤣

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103 Park Street
Honesdale, PA
18431

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