12/30/2025
King Cake Season is almost here!
December 30th — Everywhere else it’s just another Tuesday. Down here? We are one week away from King Cake being released from pastry prison.
Before January 6th, eating King Cake is a crime against tradition, society, and your MeeMaw.
If caught, you will be judged silently… and sometimes loudly… in group texts.
January 6th onward? King Cake is 100% legal. Encouraged. Expected. Honestly suspicious if you don’t have one.
Soooo… if you consumed King Cake before January 6th under the assumption of “proximate legality,” be advised:
Twelfth Night saw you.
The carnival gator judge retained the evidence.
Your Sentence? Community side-eye through Fat Tuesday.