05/29/2026
Alright the boss is away so, let's settle it. Pineapple on pizza?
Are you:
A.) mature enough to appreciate sweet & salty flavor profiles
or
B.) spiritually incompatible with joy
No wrong answers.
Except the wrong ones.
Reminder: if your argument includes the phrase ‘fruit doesn’t belong on pizza,’ please remember tomatoes are literally fruit too. Embarrassing for you.