Cryptic Crunch

10/09/2024

Make sure to order your Wicked Apple Pops on the website!

10/06/2024

“Wicked Apple Pops” are now on the site for preorder! Get your ordered and we will do our best to get them to you on Teays Valley or Hurricane by the weekend. They are sold in packs of 3s and they are $5 each. With a name like this, you’re going to want to make sure you’re at the top of this list cause they going to sell fast 🤣 Message me if you want a big order and can work on delivery options.

https://cryptic-crunch-consumables.square.site/product/wicked-apple-pops/22?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false

10/06/2024

Sneak Peak of our newest drop! Any Predictions?! Official Pre Sale begins tomorrow at 8pm! On our website!

09/07/2024

At Valley Park, WV for a little. Cryptic Crunch has some freeze dried candy. I got some air pods, screen protectors, and there’s an amazing folder here playing. Debbie Fox Shutts, Blessed-Full Farm, also have some goodies!

09/06/2024

Mason will be there tomorrow with Chupacabra Clusters, Mothballs, Spookie Dookies, and Nessi Nibbles

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08/07/2024

Hurry and get your tickets for an awesome Comedy Show August 24th! We are sponsoring the event and will have Candy there for you to choke on as you laugh your brains out!

07/22/2024

Thank you so much kiddos! We will make sure to stock up and bring some Bigfoot bursts for this weekend!

Cryptic Crunch asked the Crago Country Farm kiddos to test their Yeti Balls (freeze-dried marshmallows). They tried the chocolate, butterscotch, banana, and fruit flavors. Each kid then voted on their favorite and also voted on their all-time favorite Cryptic Crunch freeze-dried candy. Here are their faves:

Cassie (12 years old)
Favorite Yeti Ball flavor- butterscotch
All-time favorite- Bigfoot Bursts (Starbursts)

Caleb (11)
Favorite Yeti Ball flavor- chocolate
All-time favorite- Chupacabra Clusters (Nerds gummy clusters)

Olivia (9)
Favorite Yeti Ball flavor- fruit
All-time favorite- Bigfoot Bursts (Starbursts)

Emily (8)
Favorite Yeti Ball flavor- fruit
All-time favorite- Nessi's Nibbles (gummy worms)

Nathan (2)
Favorite Yeti Ball flavor- "mallow"
All-time favorite- "ma-ha-mallow"

06/22/2024

Sold out in less than a week at Game Grove going to stop back in to restock this afternoon!

06/22/2024

🌊 Introducing Siren Taffy Treasures! 🧜‍♀️

Dive into the enchanting world of Siren Taffy Treasures, our new freeze-dried candy inspired by mythical sirens and classic salt water taffy! Enjoy a light, airy texture and vibrant, ocean-inspired flavors like Mystic Mango, Seaside Strawberry, Blue Lagoon Lemonade, and Coral Cherry.
Set sail on a delicious adventure today! 🌟🍬

06/22/2024

🎉 Exciting Announcement! 🎉
🌟 Join us tomorrow at Country Roads Farmers' Market at Valley Park from 9am-1pm 🌟
We’re unveiling a limited batch of our newest candy creation! 🍬🔍
🔒 What’s inside the treasure chest? A secret so sweet, it’ll leave you craving more! 🤫
Don’t miss out—this is your exclusive sneak peek! 🙌
See you there! 📍🧜‍♀️
Any guesses?

06/18/2024

You can now purchase Cryptic Crunch from Game Grove! If you’re ever looking for a place to take the kids to play some games, buy some cards, or just have a different kind of date night, keep up with their events and plan to drop in on them!

Hey, Yall! 🌟

EXCITING NEWS!! 🎉

Game Grove has partnered with Cryptic Crunch to bring all of you sweet-tooths out there your new favorite obsession! 🍬

Cryptic Crunch is a small, locally owned business with a passionate support staff with an emphasis on community and growth! Their ideals and will to grow an amazing community much align with ours! 👏

If you see JR or Mason around the shop, give them kudos for making THE perfect candy! 🍭

$5/bag and MANY options for you all to choose from! 🛒

Eat, Enjoy, and Get Weird! 🍭🎉🥳