06/24/2026
The ducks have officially expanded their campaign.
First it was eggs. Now it's bread.
Current inventory: 🥚 Plenty of duck eggs seeking loving homes. 🍞 2 Everything Bagel Focaccia remaining. 🍞 1 Garlic Parmesan Focaccia remaining.
The Department of Duck Affairs reminds you that a proper breakfast requires both eggs and bread. Preferably purchased from ducks.