GodTotin Ranch

09/24/2026

This has not been a great week regarding predators. Had a coyote inside my fenced 1 acre around my house regardless of my dogs. I moved one of my LGD’s out of my goat area to patrol and last night the Yote brought its entire pack and went around my pasture/LGD and got all of my blue copper Marans and moss eggers. I’m devastated. Then a hawk just got another chicken based on its crazy static behavior hitting my camera. Can’t quite make it out,

09/16/2026

Well… I never thought I’d see the day, but I SOLD BILLY. 😭😂

Billy was my OG goat — the very first goat I ever bought, along with two of his siblings. Unfortunately, Billy was the lone survivor, so naturally he decided it was his responsibility to carry on the family legacy… and boy, did he take that job SERIOUSLY. 😂

Raised by my donkeys, Billy has had quite the life. He once snuck next door and disappeared for THREE DAYS. I was convinced the coyotes had finally gotten him.

But nope. 🤦‍♀️

Billy wasn’t missing.

Billy was simply… busy. 😂

Apparently he had discovered my neighbors goats and decided to introduce himself to the ladies. And let me tell you, that one little weekend getaway started a cycle of never-ending goats over there. 😂😂

Billy has been a dad, a grandfather, and by now is probably a GREAT-grandfather. That man has left a legacy. 😂 He has served the ladies well, expanded the goat population, and provided me with approximately 47 years’ worth of headaches despite not actually being that old.

He’s been stubborn, destructive, ridiculous, entertaining, and an absolute pain in my a$$… but he’s also been a huge part of my farm’s story. ❤️

So today, I said goodbye to my OG boy. It’s definitely bittersweet. 🥹

Billy, thank you for the memories, the destruction, the escape attempts, the questionable life choices, and ALL the adorable babies you’ve brought into my farm family.

Go forth, old man. Continue your legacy… preferably on someone ELSE’S feed bill. 😂🐐❤️

You’ll always be my OG Billy. ❤️

09/15/2026

I have a buckling available already weened born 7/23 located near Bonham -DM for info

09/07/2026

Don’t recommend attempting to do large projects in the summer in Texas. Bought a shelter off TikTok that I’m going to use for my goat milking area and it was 105° plus humidity so like 115°. Thankful for my amazing neighbors who dropped what they were doing to help me.  It is not a one person job especially the frame . But other than that it was pretty easy to put together and for $184 it’s a steal. Marketed as a BBQ shelter but can be used as a run in for livestock as well. Here’s my TikTok shop video go grab yourself one before they raise the price it’s currently 42% off.

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08/26/2026

Texas Wildfires are out of control right now. If you need to evacuate your animals from the Ross Fire I have 4 acre pasture fenced that you can bring them to. I’m a good haul away in Fannin County but if you can load them I have a place to take them. I have two horse shelters on my property and a livestock pen

08/12/2026

08/04/2026

🍦🤎 REAL VANILLA, MADE RIGHT HERE AT GOD TOTIN RANCH 🤎🍦

If you love to bake, you know there’s a BIG difference between ordinary vanilla flavoring and a good-quality pure vanilla extract.

I make our vanilla in small batches using real vanilla beans, right here at God Totin Ranch in Texas. 🌾🤎 It’s the kind of vanilla you’ll want to reach for when you’re making your favorite cookies, cakes, homemade ice cream, cheesecake, pancakes, or even your morning coffee.

And just to put the price of good vanilla into perspective…

Store-bought premium vanilla can get EXPENSIVE! For example, Nielsen-Massey’s 8-oz pure vanilla extract is sold through Sam’s Club, and other premium pure vanilla products can run several dollars per ounce. (Sam’s Club⁠)

God Totin Ranch Vanilla Extract

🍦 8 oz — $30
🍦 12 oz — $45

That’s not imitation vanilla. It’s not mass-produced. It’s a small-batch product made with real vanilla beans, bottled with care right here on our little farm.

And when you purchase a bottle, you’re also supporting a small Texas farm and helping us continue building our homestead. 🐐🐓🌱

🎁 Makes a GREAT gift for bakers, too!

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Once you bake with good vanilla, you really can taste the difference. 🤎🍪🧁

07/24/2026

Bambi had her babies! A boy and a girl. Bambi had kidded during the freeze here in January and her baby didn’t make it. It was heartbreaking she didn’t leave his side and cried for days after I took him away. So this is extra special to see her being a mom. I found baby #2 over where I feed them so she must’ve left him to have the second one. They’re all penned up now to bond. Two healthy babies Hallelujah!

07/09/2026

When one of your breeding roosters die you get backups. Well I struck the backup lottery on Lavendar Orphington Roos I got 5 today-two went straight to the breeding pen and these fellas well they get to roost on my front porch lol.