Dutch Acres

10/15/2026

Pray for your equestrian friends in Arkansas today and tomorrow y’all! We have a 27 degree difference in the highs between Thursday and Friday.
IYKYK…the horses gonna be crazy!

10/14/2026

Waffles is 8.1 hands tall and somehow runs an organization much larger than himself.

His current (self proclaimed) job title:
Director of Pasture Operations

Primary responsibility: making sure everyone knows who is in charge.

Management style: direct 😂

What should Waffles OFFICIAL job title be? Tell us in the comments.

10/14/2026

🍰 A Poem by Dan the Horse for National Dessert Day 🍩

Riders may think I dream of hay,
But friends, today’s a special day.
Skip the oats and skip the grain,
Bring me cake by the windowpane.

Pies and cookies, fudge galore,
Cheesecake? Yes, I’ll have some more!
Cupcakes, brownies, donuts too—
If it’s dessert, I’ll come to you.

They say “no sugar, it’s not for steeds,”
But I have very important needs.
So if you see me lick my lips,
Just know I’m plotting pastry heists.

So here I stand, tongue hanging free,
Dreaming of desserts for ME, not thee.
Happy Dessert Day—bring me a plate,
Or I might just help myself… don’t be late!

10/13/2026

👀📅Horse of the month October: Empresario ADM aka Jerez

Check out the Fabio of the barn, Jerez. This horse is primed and ready for a Mane & Tail sponsorship! His Lucious locks have their own personality.

Check out part one of Jerez’s story here!

10/12/2026

Happy Indigenous Peoples day!

10/09/2026

“From fresh-faced c**t to seasoned heartthrob — Jerez has always known his angles. 😎📸
Behold: ‘The Look’ — perfected over the years. Same smolder, just a few extra braids and even more confidence.

Move over, GQ… it’s time for EQ Magazine (Equine Quarterly, of course). 💅🐴✨

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10/09/2026

“From fresh-faced c**t to seasoned heartthrob — Jerez has always known his angles. 😎📸
Behold: ‘The Look’ — perfected over the years. Same smolder, just a few extra braids and even more confidence.

Move over, GQ… it’s time for EQ Magazine (Equine Quarterly, of course). 💅🐴✨

10/07/2026

Jerez has reviewed your request.

Horse HR is back! Jerez has officially reviewed your request.

Unfortunately, the royal office has declined it. No further questions will be accepted at this time.

What would your horse immediately reject? Tell us in the comments!

10/06/2026

Meet Jerez, aka Empresario ADM— our resident Spanish aristocrat.

Purebred Andalusian. Rare Cartujano bloodline. Advanced dressage horse. Impressive mane.

And somehow still convinced that every room is his personal royal court.

October is officially Jerez month around here. If Jerez could answer ONE question from you, what would you ask him?

Drop your question below. We may let him answer later this month! 👀