Allegedly Absurd Bakery

Allegedly Absurd Bakery Home bakery in Janesville, MN
Allegedly making Long John donuts and cookies.

Made with organic cane sugar, beef tallow, and 100% pure maple syrup
MN Cottage License #20300187
These products are homemade and not subject to state inspection.

We may have made too many donuts this morning and more are still coming out of the fryer! Stop down 8/22 from 8-10 am to...
08/22/2026

We may have made too many donuts this morning and more are still coming out of the fryer! Stop down 8/22 from 8-10 am to pick up a dozen (or two 😉)!

They say a little extra drizzle on the plate never hurt anyone - Science, probably. Come get your donuts and cookies Sa...
08/21/2026

They say a little extra drizzle on the plate never hurt anyone - Science, probably.

Come get your donuts and cookies Saturday morning from 8-10 or until sold out!
711 N Main Street Janesville, MN 56048
Cash or Venmo only.

The menu this week is.
Maple Long John
Chocolate Long John
Vanilla Long John
Lemon Long John
Dark Chocolate Chip Cookie
Brown Sugar Cinnamon Cookie.

08/20/2026

Hand cut. Fried in Beef Tallow. Made with Organic Cane Sugar.

Pre orders for the weekend are open. We have sold out the past 3 weekends so we highly suggest pre ordering. Reminder: p...
08/18/2026

Pre orders for the weekend are open. We have sold out the past 3 weekends so we highly suggest pre ordering.

Reminder: pre orders must be picked up between 8-10am at 711 N Main Street Janesville, MN 56048. All orders must be in my 5pm on Friday.

To pre order, send us a message with the items you want. We will respond with a total and our Venmo. All pre orders must be prepaid.

Thank you so much for the love and support!!

08/18/2026

The best way to start a Saturday… Allegedly.

08/17/2026

We assert each donut is hand dipped. Those are the facts around here.

Completely sold out today! Sold out of chocolate (8:31) We are sold out of maple and chocolate chip cookies at 8:08. We ...
08/15/2026

Completely sold out today!
Sold out of chocolate (8:31) We are sold out of maple and chocolate chip cookies at 8:08.
We have Vanilla Chocolate and Northern Butter Cookies left!

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711 N Main Street
Janesville, MN
56048

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