Human Robot Jenkintown “The Haus”

Human Robot Jenkintown “The Haus” Beer

KILLER KÖLSCH! NEW HATS! GEAR UP FOR THE SUMMER!We’re getting into Summer mode over here. We’ve got a brand new batch of...
06/16/2026

KILLER KÖLSCH! NEW HATS! GEAR UP FOR THE SUMMER!

We’re getting into Summer mode over here. We’ve got a brand new batch of our crushable Kölner Kölsch for you today, perfect for this weather we’ve been having lately. Available on draft and in cans now!

We’ve also got some new hats to rock this summer. It’s our most comfortable hat yet, our Soft Brim Surf hat is available now, alongside a restock of our Podium Pilsner hats!

KÖLNER - 5% - Kölsch Style Ale - Single decoction German style ale. 100% German pilsner malt, Hersbrucker hops, and that classic top crop.

FUTBÓL MUGS…LIMITED EDITION MUG RELEASE!Just in time for tonight’s USA game at 9PM, we have these limited edition .4L Fu...
06/12/2026

FUTBÓL MUGS…LIMITED EDITION MUG RELEASE!

Just in time for tonight’s USA game at 9PM, we have these limited edition .4L Fussballkanne Mugs! An absolutely beautiful cup to make you feel on top of the world while watching the World Cup.

These are a limited release so if you want one, get here today to snag yours!

We will be showing ALL matches during our hours of operations here in Jenkintown. Sound on for matches by request!

$6 HALLERTAU PILSNERS ALL USA GAMES! SPECIAL WORLD CUP MENU FROM !

We’ll be next door for Horror at the Hiway Theater tonight selling cans in the lobby for Nightmare on Elm Street 5. Get your ticket early and get all of our drafts discounted before the movie.

Barry Wahrhaftig joins us for Jazz Brunch tomorrow at Noon! Catch you this weekend, Jenkintown.

D-LITE, AND A BIG RESTOCK ON ALL OF YOUR FAVORITES!We’ve got a big restock of beer in just in time for this heatwave! We...
06/10/2026

D-LITE, AND A BIG RESTOCK ON ALL OF YOUR FAVORITES!

We’ve got a big restock of beer in just in time for this heatwave! We have brand new batches of classics such as Tmavy 13 and Dreams of Orgonon (not pictured), brand new cans of our Belgian Pilsner — Bon Pour — and a brand new Rice Lager we did with our friends in !

D-LITE - 4% - Rice Lager - Walk with the wolves like you’ve got nothing to lose. Rice lager brewed with 40% rice from the grocery store (see: crazy mash) and 60% loxless pils malt from Prairie (see: foam). Lightly hopped with contessa and a dash of tetra (see: foam). Light and bright drinking beer, brewed in collaboration with the almighty Deer Tick from Providence, RI.

We will be showing as many World Cup matches as we possibly can starting tomorrow! We’ll also have setting up tomorrow afternoon for Pints and Ponytails from 5-6:30, followed by Quizzo at 7 with

We’ll be next door Friday for Horror at the for Nightmare on Elm Street 5! Get your tickets early for discounted drafts before the movie. We’ll be in the lobby at 9:30 selling cans for you during.

joins us for Jazz Brunch Saturday morning. Jazz starts at Noon, while starts their brunch menu at 11!

KRACKLE…EXTRA PALE RICE LAGER!We’ve been really digging rice lagers lately. Light, crushable, but a great amount of dept...
05/29/2026

KRACKLE…EXTRA PALE RICE LAGER!

We’ve been really digging rice lagers lately. Light, crushable, but a great amount of depth and flavor. We have a new one for you to get your weekend popping!

KRACKLE - 4% - RICE LAGER. An Extra Pale Rice Lager brewed with 40% rice, 60% loxless pils malt, and contessa hops. For Krackle, we added a portion of flowable Riwaka hops to the brite tank for a light tropical kick! Served as a Sharp Pour from a CMB V3S Japanese Faucet. DRAFT ONLY!

Live Jazz Saturday morning with , , and at Noon! Get here nice and early for some music and brunch menu, available Saturday and Sunday from 11-3.

SOAK IN THE SUMMER HAZE…THERMAL SOAKER IS HERE!Looks like we’re going to be getting some sun the next few days! With war...
05/27/2026

SOAK IN THE SUMMER HAZE…THERMAL SOAKER IS HERE!

Looks like we’re going to be getting some sun the next few days! With warmer days ahead, we are pleased to bring back Thermal Soaker. Available in draft and now in cans, come grab some of our favorite summer IPA.

THERMAL SOAKER - 7.5% - IPA- Bright summer hazy IPA. 1/3 Oats, 1/3 wheat, 1/3 pils malt. Double dry hopped with Amarillo, Columbus, Citra and a heaping helping of Idaho 7. Soft haze, Strawberry-grape terps drizzled with canned pineapple.

Quizzo Thursday night with starting at 7! Four rounds of Quizzo with specials from 7-9 on Lagers poured from the Lukr, Wine, and select Cocktails.

Our Saturday Jazz Brunch series continues with , , and this Saturday at Noon! Kick off your weekend with some tunes and brunch menu from 11-3.

SOCCER FANS REJOICE! NEW FÚTBOL SHIRTS AND ENDLESS SUNRAYS!The big soccer tournament is hitting Philly shortly! Score in...
05/20/2026

SOCCER FANS REJOICE! NEW FÚTBOL SHIRTS AND ENDLESS SUNRAYS!

The big soccer tournament is hitting Philly shortly! Score in style with our brand new Fútbol shirts! We’ve got a limited run of these tees, stop in and grab one while you grab a pint of one of our favorite West Coast Pilsners, Endless Sunrays.

ENDLESS SUNRAYS - 4.8% - West Coast Pils - Brewed with all the things we want the most. A Single decocted pils hopped with Mittlefru, Cascade and Motueka, then dry hopped with Cascade, Pink, Citra and more Motueka. Subdued and refreshing, with just enough dry hop punch.

Make sure you stock up on cans before Memorial Day weekend! Tons of takeout options for your travels, and we will be open normal hours all throughout the three-day weekend.

BURGENSTRAẞE… HELLO DOGGIE!We had so much fun at our Cinco De Mayo celebration yesterday with that we didn’t even share...
05/06/2026

BURGENSTRAẞE… HELLO DOGGIE!

We had so much fun at our Cinco De Mayo celebration yesterday with that we didn’t even share our final treat for you…the return of Burgenstraße! This is a beer we absolutely adore and are very excited for its return! Cans and draft available now, come by this weekend and give it a spin. We have lots of fun things happening this week!

BURGENSTRAẞE - 5.2% - Franconian Style Zwickelbier - Inspired by the coal fired kettles of regional Franconia, Burgenstraße “Castle Road” is brewed with 100% vienna malt and hallertau hops. It’s brewed using the traditional franconia style decoction, gleaned from an 1865 translation. We love this beer and think you will too.

Come say to this tasty little number this evening during our Mother’s Day Sip and Shop! Come get your last minute gifts for Mom from 5:30-8:30 from one of 14 vendors setting up shop while enjoying some drinks from us.

We’ll have Quizzo tomorrow night with from 7-9! Four rounds of General Knowledge Quizzo with specials on Wine, select Cocktails, and Czech Lukr side pour Lagers.

We’ll be next door Friday night for Horror at the selling cans in the lobby for Audition! Get your tickets early and hang at the bar for discounted drafts.

Jazz Brunch this Saturday starts at Noon with our friends , Jim Stager, and ! Cantina’s brunch menu is delicious and is available both Saturday and Sunday 11-3.

CINCO CELEBRATIONS!Today is the big day! The crew from is throwing their annual Cinco De Mayo celebrations today from 3...
05/05/2026

CINCO CELEBRATIONS!

Today is the big day! The crew from is throwing their annual Cinco De Mayo celebrations today from 3-10 tonight! Us Robots will be offering you $6 Jefe Dorados and Dresden Codexs alongside $8 Margaritas (Regular, Habanero, maybe even Passionfruit pictured here if you ask us about a flavor 😉) to pair up with Cantina’s full menu. Chef Dio will even be whipping up some special Tacos De Saudero, Tacos De Lingua, and Tacos De Cabeza!

DJ Cali Rumba will be spinning all day long starting at 3pm! The party starts with face painting from 3-5, a Piñata at 5, and a machete eating competition starting at 6pm! Rumor has it there are only two spots left, so hit up Cantina if you think you have what it takes to be the Machete Champ!

At 7 we will have everyone’s favorite Dancing Robot return! You do not want to miss out on the action tonight, so get here early!

AND did we mention it’s our favorite day of the week…TUBESDAY?! $2 Tubes on top of everything else for the biggest party on 611 today?!

We cannot wait to party with you this afternoon, Jenkintown! Let’s get ready to celebrate Cinco De Mayo!

MILLIONS OF PEACHES! NEW COLLECTIVE IPA!A brand new IPA just rolled in, and this one is PESHY! Eggers hooked us up with ...
04/28/2026

MILLIONS OF PEACHES! NEW COLLECTIVE IPA!

A brand new IPA just rolled in, and this one is PESHY! Eggers hooked us up with another absolute delight of a hop. Cans available now, draft very soon!

COLLECTIVE: PESHARINE X CITRA - 7.5% - IPA - The Eggers saga continues with pESHarine! A wonderful peach/stonefruit compliment to our Oregon grown Citra. Bright orange sherbet, cherry blossom and peach jump from the glass. Smooth waves of hops stay with you between sips. Milky viscous and riding on an ocean of wheat and oats, just enough to convey, without getting in the way (can you tell we still love IPA?).

is here! Come crush a tube…it’s only $2 today! Maybe even spin some vinyl with us this evening, grab yourself some $3 Tacos from for Taco Tuesday.

04/23/2026

Save the date! Sunday, April 26 between 1:00 and 3:00 p.m. We will meet in Town Square and beautify the Borough.

Meet us there! Help us celebrate Earth Day in Jenkintown as we take care of Our Backyard! JEAC will have buckets and other supplies at Town Square. And Human Robot Jenkintown will offer tokens to participants 21 yrs old and over.

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208 York Road
Jenkintown, PA
19046

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Monday 3pm - 10pm
Tuesday 3pm - 11pm
Wednesday 3pm - 11pm
Thursday 3pm - 11pm
Friday 11am - 11:59pm
Saturday 11am - 11:59pm
Sunday 11am - 9pm

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