Baaa Sass Farm

06/05/2026

06/05/2026

Snuggle time!

06/04/2026

With Flora Fauna & Fire Designs – I just got recognized as one of their top fans! 🎉

06/03/2026

🚨 CHANGE OF PLANS, GHOULS 🚨
Well... today's Walmart adventure got rerouted before it even started.

There was an issue with parking today (absolutely NOT Walmart management's fault, so let's keep the pitchforks holstered and be kind 💜).

As many of you know, that location is near and dear to my heart. My late mama worked there, so we always love being able to serve that community. We'll be back as soon as the parking situation gets sorted out.

UNTIL THEN...
The Chaos Crypt has relocated to the Galleria Johnstown where we're slinging breakfast sandwiches, caffeine, poor financial decisions, and emotional support in a cup from 9:30 AM - 3:00 PM.

So if you were planning on seeing us at Walmart today, just make a slight detour and follow the smell of espresso and questionable life choices.
See you soon, feral little caffeinated gremlins. 🖤☕💀