08/26/2026
So apparently the cattle are starting a spa! I went over to check the fences and found that FedEx had thrown 4 packages over a locked gate. A gate that has no house...
Here's the kicker, they aren't even my packages. In fact, the address for them was 5 miles from where they were left. I assure you FedEx guy, the cattle have no use for a shampoo chair!
For those who are wondering, I googled the address, found the name of the salon they were supposed to be delivered to, then dropped them off. Salon owner was happy, we're happy, cattle will have to wait a little longer for the glow up they are dreaming of...