Teach A Man To Fish Foundation

09/11/2021

Should we discuss the life of the lobsterman? And the lobster traps?
And how do you boil a Red Lobster?

11/07/2020

I will try to be serious for a moment.
This foundation is built on the premise that if you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime. There is also a biblical reference, as the Apostle Paul said, follow me and I will make you fishers of men. I'm not trying to catch anyone, but if you can't have some fun in life, is it really worth living? So enjoy these posts. I will leave them up as long as Facebook allows. And don't forget, if you have any good fishing stories, especially about the big one that got away, please, do feel free to comment.

01/08/2020

There is a easy way to deliver tragic news. A tragic fishing accident has happened to the best west bank fisherman in a world. There, the legendary Jonah was attempting to catch the big one. His nets were frayed, his eyes were bloodshot, his tounge blacked from chewing on his bick ballpoint pen, and his fishing cap was sitting sideways on his bald and sunburned head. His sunglasses were dangling from one ear. He had browm stains on his khakis. His tee shirt was his umbrella. His deck shoes were covered in fish gut but and his fish knife was in his teeth.

He had caught a giant grouper. He had gutted it on the spot. The boat was covered in fish parts. He had taken things too far.

Why, Jonah, why have you done this?

His reply? It was an accident.

The moral of this story is never take an angry man fishing. That was a prize winning grouper. Watching Jonah thrusting the knife repeatedly and slashing the grouper into bite size chunks was impressive. But did he have to do it immediately upon landing the 200 pound fish aboard the boat? It was an accident, was all he would say for the next 3 days as he finally realized what he had done.

So this is the story of Jonah and the grouper along the west bank seaside and his slaughter of the great grouper. May the grouper be forgotten and this life lesson is over.

Teach a Man to Fish Foundation is dedicated to fishing. My father, an avid fisherman, instilled in me the pleasure of cleaning and gutting fish. I think every young man and woman should have the opportunity to go on fishing trips.

01/07/2020

Today, this evening, the angel of death visited Cialis. A dark cloud hung over her head and she passed away softly in her colonoscopy operating theater after consuming 47 bags of rediwhip popcorn. She wore a red bandana and had toothpaste on her chin. Her Maidenform Brazier had Santa Claus on a slay riding into the sky's of Montana.

I've been asked to say a few words at her special needs funeral since I am also a designer funeral planner. She has no immediate family members and we are asking for prayer for poor little Cialis, a hippo at the Wilficker county zoo.

If no one has any objections I would like senior staff members of The Teach a Man to Fish Fondation to be present at the autopsy and prepare Cialis fish bate packets for sell on the internet with a special thank you card signed by the man upstairs, our Senior Program Director and General Manager, Reverend Winfriendel Roakaholian from the Outer Hebrides just south of Riptide Wh**ey, sitting in the third row of the best seats in the house. Please raise your hand Reverend so everyone can see you. How about a big round of applause for the good Reverend.

He will be leading the collection drive for the bait packets and your continued support of our Foundation.

Thank you all so very much.

Teach a Man to Fish Foundation is dedicated to fishing. My father, an avid fisherman, instilled in me the pleasure of cleaning and gutting fish. I think every young man and woman should have the opportunity to go on fishing trips.

11/30/2019

Na**sm is my business. Yemen. Yes! The N**i vroom Hilda killed Bambi's mother and sister and her Father and the whole family members and their parents and grandchildren and their families. Is it really over? Is it the end of the line? Don't tell me I'm losing a love that was mine.... Jim? Over to you.

11/27/2019

God has transformed me into Reverend Alfonso Spectacular, the Marine Corps Voodoo demon chaser and Chaplin driving old Traveler, General Robert E Lee's Red Dragon vehicle with the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse under the hooded Black Cobra snake killer bonnet.

I will be seeking 12 Apostles to form the Power Pulpit of the Marines to smite the Demons possessing our beautiful nation. As we form our company, we ask for your continued support and prayers to deliver us from evil. Lift up your eyes little children, the power of God is with us.

The Marines are the foundation of the 5 element of our oceans and it is our duty to protect them. The Teach a Man to Fish Fondation will provide signed certification that you are a member with all disciples signing your copy at our services, autographed by your favorite disciple in their designer Apostles Uniform.

We look forward to seeing you soon.

11/25/2019

A nonprofit foundation is nothing but a cornerstone that is laid by someone that others build upon. Unfortunately for me, I laid the stone by filing a 501 C document in the State of Texas. Where the damn thing is, I have no idea. I have never reported anything to anyone other than write the a letter stating this foundation was not a religious institution or religious movement.

I have never received one penny in a donation for this foundation, nor do I expect to. I don't have a bank account for this foundation in any bank whatsoever. This is a nonprofit organization that likely is in enormous debt and will never be able to afford to pay the massive deficit, probably amounting to trillions of dollars.

The State of Texas should not expect to see any penalty fees for running a money laundering scam. I'm trying to get Mark Zuckerberg to take the damn thing off my hands since I don't know how to fill out any reports telling them the foundation is about 65 trillion dollars in debt.

Unfortunately, this foundation has no idea what to do. If anyone out there can help since no one really knows what to do, I'm sure someone would appreciate it.

Thanks

11/23/2019

The Rembrandt of fishing tours should be forming in the near future. Rembrandt, the artist, was an avid fisherman. He created Fishermen's secrets in his legendary paintings and still life portratures depicting secret gardens and a fisherman's journey to what he considered elParidisio de la Mar, or Fisherman's Paradise. Where is it? That is for you to discover if you accept this challenge.

Where do you start in breaking the Rembrandt secret code? I suggest a brief review of all his works. Something obvious my lead you down the garden path. Or something wicked this way comes. Perhaps this adventure is not for the faint of heart of Jaws of the tiger shark. Still, these are just paintings. Review at your leisure.

10/31/2019

Public Notice: To the Facebook advertising individuals, as a 501 C nonprofit organization, we cannot pay for advertising. We cannot accept donations for advertising purposes. All proceeds must go to encouraging and sponsoring children of all ages to lean to be self sufficient and learn to fish, go camping, and learn to enjoy the bounty of nature.

10/31/2019

Thanks for liking this page. Please feel free to post your fishing experiences and share your angling success with others. As an experienced sailor, and having sailed the oceans and seas of the world, everyone loves a good fishing story, especially about the one that got away.

If your story is the best, I will see that you get a special "I like this story" from our panel of judges. If you want to apply as a judge of good stories, please send your request to the Better Judgement Committee on this site.

10/24/2019

Teach a Man to Fish Foundation is a 501 C Non-Profit Foundation. To date, we have received no donations. Your tax-deductible donations will be used to do good works should you choose to donate. Should you choose to donate your time to this foundation, your value is calculated and is tax deductible.